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05/09/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Igwe Miracle, Adam Mushrafat

25/12/2023

14/01/2023

Laugh With 😀🤗🤗

LAUGH OUT LOUD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1. To my unborn children!
relax, your Dad is doing all his best trying to figure out the best mum for you.
You will not suck a tattooed breast
I promise you.😁😁😂😂😁😊
2. Even if God decides to call us to heaven by phone... Some Nigeria
girls will still be like...... "how did you get my number 😁😁😂😂😁😊
3. Some girls are really funny o. How on earth will u save ur boyfriend number as 'My Destiny'
Wat if he now die.😁😁😂😂😁😊
4. Nowadays the way girls love iPhones err i wonder if the apple Eve ate at the garden of Eden was an apple iPhone😁😁😂😂😁😊
5. That moment when you are in a family gathering, and that stubborn child took your wallet without your notice, she opened it and brought out a sachet of condom in the presence of everybody, she went straight to your father and told him "Daddy please open this chocolate for me😁😁😂😂😁😊
6. Oya English Gurus in the House answer this Question!!!.
A Mother beat up her daughter because she was drunk!!..
Now; who was drunk????
The mother or the daughter? U think that u understand English give me answer..😁😁😂😂😁😊
7. Since morning, my heart has been
doing me somehow, i think someone just
proposed to my future wife and
she is smiling...
Thunder, it's time for u to intervene please...😁😁😂😂😁😊
8. When the weather is cold, no woman is ugly...
If u knw, u knw...😁😁😂😂😁😊
9. That moment u re having dinner with ur
family, then NEPA performed wonders by
taking the light.
,
,
,
,den u stretch ur hand to take ur junior bro's
meat....den NEPA brought back the light only
for u to notice that...its ur Father meat u
took....
Chai that's when you will know the difference
between I will be dead and I shall be dead.😂😂😂😁😁😊😊😊😊😊😂
10. You Will Be Minding Your Business thinking of how to make it in life And Some Lady With Big Ass Will Just come And Pass by just to Confuse u again
this is not my handwriting.....😁😂😁😁😊😊😊

06/01/2023

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05/01/2023

LAUGH WITH Hĕê šhøř łäř ✅🥰🤗💙🦋
EVENING JOKES 😂😂😂😂😂😅👈

1. If I had combined the trekking I trekked since I was 5 years old till now, Bros I for don reach England by now...😂😂😂 I'm just regretting it, what a waste of trek.😔😔🤦🤦

2. My neighbour has been using Free mode for the past 7 months until today, Airtel sent him a message, "dear customer are you not ashamed of yourself?"😄😄

3. Naija and bad road... Can you believe I mistakenly bite someone's meatpie inside bus yesterday because of gallops.😞😞🤭🤭

4. A guy just returned from five years imprisonment, you can't believe his girlfriend is asking him, "What did you bring for me?" 🙆🙆🤣🤣

5. My neighbour bought a television of N300,000 and today she's begging me onions.🙄🙄 I told her to fry the remote 😏😏😂😂

6. He is not your man until his mother calls you when she can't reach him... For now calm down, your man is Jesus.🏃🏃😂😂

7. Envy and hatred are early signs of being a witch, it's just a matter of time, before you start flying in the night.😏😏😝😝

8. Bro, being handsome doesn't mean you are every woman's spec oh💁💁 Some ladies prefer their caring gorilla. 🤣🤣

9. Nigerians will never stop amazing me, even during holy communion in church, they will still collect it twice... some will even come with nylon bag.😂😂🤣

10. Dating a nurse is not romantic at all!!! When she looks into your eyes, instead of seeing love, she will be seeing Malaria 🙆🙆😂😂

11. I was just testing the speed of my neighbour's chicken and now everyone is calling me a thief. Can you imagine🤷🤷😄😄

12. The way pastor's children walk in church... As if they went to Galilee Secondary School 😏😏

13. If you want your husband to help you in the kitchen, just borrow his phone for torchlight, he will stand there till you finish cooking.🤣🤣🤣

14. My neighbour's phone is missing, instead of him to ask me, he just travelled to his village 😩😩 Is that how to do things??🙄

20/12/2022

Mah next profile picture will be the person I love most

15/12/2022

No name start with F and end with F
If am lying prove me wrong😁😁

15/12/2022

Imagine pressing ur phone in church n ur pastor walks up to u n smash ur
IPhone 14pro u jxt bought yesterday