20/03/2025
🚨 Important Announcement 🚨
After countless sleepless nights powered by a dangerous mix of coffee and beer, we’ve come to an inevitable conclusion… we’re closing down.
Apparently, running a business requires actual money, not just caffeine, alcohol, and sheer determination. Who could’ve seen this coming?
Final Sale: Everything must go—T-shirts, the last scraps of our dignity, and yes… even the owner. Slightly used, over-caffeinated, and available for immediate hire (or adoption). Comes with a free beer.
Join us for our "We Tried Our Best" Happy Hour. First round’s on… well, not us. We’re broke.
