10/08/2024
Hola, bichachos, It's that time of the month again.
No, not my menstruation, you duckers! ๐น
But that time to repost my favorite post ever, the one in which I thank you all for hitting another milestone, 36.000 bichachitos here!!
To celebrate, I will even post a rare picture with me all dressed up and fancy. ๐น
OMFG Yaaaayyyy!!! ๐
I am so very happy, thrilled, excited, overwhelmed, you got the point.
First of all, I want to thank ME for being such a wonderful cat with such an amazing personality. And good looking, of course.
Second, I want to thank ME for resisting the urge to slap someone in the face. With a chair.
Third, but not least, I want to thank whoever invented catnip. Bro, you're a legend.๐
Mates, don't ever forget, cojones or no cojones, you can do it!!!
Just look at lil old me, cojonesless, even furless at one time, ugly as f**k but still riding on high horses!!! ๐น
Oh, and how could I forget to give thanks to the most important people in my life...
No, not my humans, but my haters!!!
I would definitely not be here without receiving at least one message a day telling me how ugly, rude, insensitive or stupid I am.
So thank you for keeping me motivated!!!
P. S. My cojones. I wouldn't be here without you. Gone but never forgotten.
Cheers, bichachos, I love you each and every one of you! โค๏ธ
Hakuna Matata!! ๐
Hashtag Mick the Di*k.
Hashtag single dad.
Hashtag dad body.
Hakuna matata!
P. S. Do I need to explain what Carmol is, or you bichachos know already? ๐
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