The National Institutes of Health (NIH) agrees with Magnificent Crowns that staying fresh in them streets will help you live longer. So, in the service of prolonging the health and vitality of the global populace, we here at MagnificentCrowns.com vow to do our civic and drape the world in fine apparel. “Wide-ranging research,” writes federal health officials, “suggests that strong social ties are
linked to a longer life.”
A healthy social life may manifest itself as festivals or livestreams but will almost surely require clothing. When you must don essential garb, why not drape your temple in pure magnificence? Dressing well has been documented to positively affect mental health. If you look good, then it’s a high probability that you will feel good. Spreading this supercharged joy to your entire social circle is the Humanist thing to do. All of this before we even speak on beautifying your home with art and antiques. Let Magnificent Crowns share our expertise in curating a new, more confident You. We are uniquely equipped and wholeheartedly accept the position as your lifestyle authority. Now that we have arrived here together at this pivotal time, let’s take a few moments to remind you who you’re rocking with. Magnificent Crowns reps
the OG Dreadlock Floor-Touchers…
the East African metropolitan street buskers,
the undiscovered Ark of the Covenant tuckers,
the uninterrupted bluster of Fractal cluster discussers,
the wondrous thunder of cowskin and lumber constructors
The pyramid brick sculptors…
the sound levitation uncovered - the “Ancient Aliens” debunkers,
the rubber band truckers and the mobile application debuggers,
the Dapper luggage disruptors and the Ralph Lauren abductors,
the bassline bumpers, horn cutters, and the percussion conductors,
the Adinkra supersymmetry physics structures number crunchers,
The Culture. The hubris that makes us Magnificent was born on steaming Texas blocks and cultivated from Cairo to Mbarara. Our passion for wearable art is informed by the teenage stylists that were seeking to bring our inner uniqueness to the outside. Raised in an age where Caribbean culture was taboo in conservative spaces, dreadlocks equaled outcast from all races. Luckily, we the free and thoughtful embraced this label to become future trendsetters. From thrift store remixers to fledgling tailors, screen printers, to designers with master African tailors to bring our creative visions into reality; our guiding mantra was to STYLE ON ‘EM. All for the joy of receiving acknowledgement for going the extra mile…kilometer. After years spent toiling in the corporate swamp and struggling in other entrepreneurial endeavors, finding our Afrofuturist style community was a welcomed gift. Infusing our fashion with African symbols, prints and prominent figures imbue Magnificent Crowns creations with the beauty of the collective “culture”. We take pride in the magnification of the mythical hero’s journey that is our shared culture. New patterns of thought elementally transferred into new patterns for thought. Ancient Egypt produced the most formidable mathematical discoveries and the heaviest golden wrists and necks. We cosign both fully and equally. Mansa Musa anyone? For the people in the back:
1. Dressing well increases confidence.
2. Confidence increases joy.
3. Increased joy encourages being social.
4. A positive social life benefits mental health.
5. We’re not only the designers, we’re also the clients. Experience the health affirming joy for yourself with collections that include eco-friendly, sustainable and recycled materials. You can’t be the center of attention until you rip open that freshly delivered box. Look in the mirror and repeat five times, “Get Fresher, Stay Fresher, Live Longer.”
