07/11/2026
⚠️ BLUE LUG RESTOCK IS IN.
Please read the safety briefing before you shop. It makes no sense. Follow it anyway. Rule 10, especially.
Rule 1: Threaten thieves politely.
Rule 2: Carry more snacks than necessary.
Pick one colour. Or all of them.
Rule 3: Do not stare directly at the crank. ✨
Seriously.
You’re still staring.
Rule 4: Always lock up.
Someone is always watching.
And don’t forget to introduce yourself to your lock. 😂
Rule 5: Get your eyes checked. Cover one eye.
Now the other one.
Rule 6: Be seen
Even Snoopy rides with one.
Your dog too.
Rule 7: Drink responsibility. Reflectors are not a beverage.
Rule 8: Strap down anything that moves.
Rule 9: Stop and smell the flowers. 🌼
Rule 10: Rest is part of training.
And don’t forget your Onigiri Sheets. 🍙🧺