SAMZ 21:

01/04/2017

Me Love Fi PESA..$$$..,Gat Me On Me F**kn Ass, Abedo Kaa...All Day Long Waitin...To See Sambody
Coming From Da Water With Ahuge S**t Of...$$$$...Then Me Also Get Da Chance To Enter There> Just As Me Used To Hear Thoz Days

Dat Dem Go Thea Fi Riches....But Me Ended Up Seeing Aboat With Fish Not Mudaa..Mssttiieewww
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16/10/2016

Fu all

05/07/2016

TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
FEMI: A teacher

17/06/2016

*_BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE:_*

Birth is your
*Opening Stock*.

What comes to you is
*Credit.*

What goes from you is
*Debit.*

Death is your
*Closing Stock.*

Your ideas are your
*Assets.*

Your views are your
*Liabilities.*

Your happiness is your
*Profit.*

Your sorrow is your
*Loss.*

Your soul is your
*Goodwill*.

Your heart is your fixed
*Assets*.

Your duties are your
*outstanding Expenses.*

Your friendship is your
*hidden Adjustment.*

Your character is your
*Capital.*

Your knowledge is your
*Investment*.

Your patience is your
*Bank Balance*.

Your thinking is your
*current Account*.

Your behaviour is your
*journal Entry*.

Bad things is your
*Depreciation*.

Have a nice balance sheet.

Always Remember
GOD
is your
Auditor

26/04/2016

Gud Mrning Evryone,here Is A Simple Question To All Of You,what Are Some Of The Excuses Dudes And Baebs Use For Still Being Single?

05/01/2016

guyz tel me any of your short term resolutions this year and i wil inbox u back inorder to help you achieve it within no time if i can.

29/12/2015

CONFIRMED SAD NEWS _

blaster da teacher
Known for his hitsong is confirmed dead

27/12/2015

Oba wen wil u also be like me"igat no worries at all"

01/12/2015

Oh! Lucifer,wea A U? are U not seeing dat am geting down,Y dont U show ur Authority?

05/11/2015

01/11/2015

Kale! u Ugly Idiot Y dont u go N brush Ur teeth instead of wasting time on fb dat chating? Nga de smell ur bringin out stinks

20/10/2015

Hahahahahahaaaaaa!Da so called Team no Future story;dis team no future guys,Da so called Jadex Vybz,William Alsina,and Bruce!
Jadex Vybz;u fool pay me ma money,
William;U as***le Irather Die but Am not paying u anyting.He gets da gun and shoots him self dead.
Jadex;Hahahahahaa look at dis black pussy,so now u think u are going with ma money hoooo!dats Alie.He also gets da gun and shoots him self too.