10/07/2026
**THE PYRAMID HAS SPOKEN. I’M HIRING. 😂**
Currently, I somehow have **4 employees and still need an employee.** Make it make sense.
So… auditions are officially open for the **TOP OF THE PYRAMID.**
I’m looking for someone who:
* Can work **weekdays + occasional weekends**
* Is looking for **consistent, year-round work** not just summers or weekends
* Can cover around **10–15 hours per week**
* Saturdays are mostly needed **when I have markets/events booked**
* Is dependable and doesn’t need multiple days off every single month
* Actually wants to **grow with a small business**
I love my staff, but between limited availability, requested days off, markets, events, and running the shop… **the math is no longer mathing.** 😭
And pleaseeeee don’t DM me saying, *“I’m available weekends and summers!”* This is an actual business with actual business hours, not my hobby. 😂
I genuinely think it would be SO freaking cool to find someone who wants to come in, learn the business, take ownership of their role, and **grow with Imperative.**
**Who wants to be at the top of the pyramid? 👀**
DM me if you’re seriously interested + send your availability/resume.