07/19/2026
Hey y’all! I’m Roxy. 👋
Former restaurant owner.
Current keeper of the chaos.
Mom, wife, chicken addict, gardener, cookbook creator, and the queen of saying, “It’ll be fun!” before turning a 30-minute project into a three-day ordeal.
I started Hot Mess Acres because social media has enough perfect.
Around here, you’ll see the wins…
…and you’ll see the “what in the fresh hell happened here?” moments too. 😂
Sometimes the house is clean.
Sometimes there’s dirt on my kitchen floor because I walked in from the garden “just for a minute.”
Sometimes dinner is homemade from scratch.
Sometimes it’s cereal because life won.
The weeds don’t care about my to-do list.
The chickens don’t care about my fences.
The laundry reproduces when nobody’s looking.
And if I say, “I have an idea…” my family immediately starts looking for the nearest exit.
But in the middle of all the chaos…
Kids learn how to cook.
Gardens grow.
Chickens make us laugh.
Recipes become traditions.
Memories get made.
And somehow, this messy little life turns out to be pretty darn beautiful.
So if you’re looking for a page where everything is spotless, perfectly staged, and filtered within an inch of its life…
Bless your heart… you took a wrong turn. 😂
But if you like homemade food, gardens, chickens, coffee, a little sarcasm, and a whole lot of real life…
Pull up a chair.
Laugh with us.
Learn with us.
Cuss at the tomatoes with us.
Welcome to Hot Mess Acres. 🩵🌻🐔☕