07/02/2025
🔥 ZODIAC ROAST – Friendly Fire Edition 🔥
♈ Aries: The main character in every group project—asked or not
♉ Ta**us: Will cut you off but still think about you while eating snacks
♊ Gemini: Can’t commit to a dinner plan, let alone a person
♋ Cancer: Feels everything. Tells no one (until 3 glasses of wine)
♌ Leo: “It’s not about me…but it kinda is.”
♍ Virgo: Texts back after proofreading 3 times
♎ Libra: Romanticizing people who don’t know they exist
♏ Scorpio: Mysterious on purpose. Probably plotting.
♐ Sagittarius: Has 5 jobs, 3 trips planned, and no chill
♑ Capricorn: Too busy building an empire to reply
♒ Aquarius: Detached but caring…in their own weird way
♓ Pisces: Manifesting love stories and crying over songs
Who did I drag the hardest? Tag your friends (with love) 💖