06/30/2026
My Paddleboard Cleaning Saga
Step 1: Paddle all day.
Step 2: Ignore the fact that your board is covered is grass and lake muck.
Step 3: Toss everything into the back of your vehicle because they're threatening to lock the gate and "Future You" can deal with it.
Step 4: Become Future You. Regret everything
My go-to Boss Babe, Scrub Mommy has been doing a pretty decent job. But I can't always paddle in crystal-clear, glassy water. Darn.
So tell me... what's your tried-and-true method for cleaning your SUP? Bonus points if it's safe to use in my front yard and can tackle those stubborn spots!
