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Branded Heifer Hat Co. Custom trucker hats and more

It’s a busy week for BHHC fair week is upon us! 4 days down…. 2 to go! When we’re back we have sooooo many fun new hats ...
10/16/2026

It’s a busy week for BHHC fair week is upon us!
4 days down…. 2 to go!

When we’re back we have sooooo many fun new hats coming your way

Stay tuned!

10/12/2026

🎄❤️💚 SANTA CALLED… HE SAID YOU NEED THESE! 💚❤️🎄

Okay, Christmas besties… you are NOT ready for this! 😍

Branded Heifer Hat Co. is bringing the holiday magic with our festive Christmas embroidered patch collection! 🎁✨

Think vintage Christmas nostalgia, festive drinks, cheeky holiday sayings, and the kind of Christmas cuteness you simply can’t resist!

https://brandedheiferhatco.com/

🚨🎄 STOP SCROLLING… YOUR CHRISTMAS OBSESSION JUST ARRIVED! 🎄🚨BESTIESSSS!!! 😍❤️💚If you love all things RETRO CHRISTMAS, fe...
10/12/2026

🚨🎄 STOP SCROLLING… YOUR CHRISTMAS OBSESSION JUST ARRIVED! 🎄🚨

BESTIESSSS!!! 😍❤️💚

If you love all things RETRO CHRISTMAS, festive hats, holiday sparkle, and a little Christmas sass… YOU NEED TO SEE THESE! 🎅🏼✨

🎁 BRANDED HEIFER HAT CO. IS BRINGING THE HOLIDAY MAGIC! 🎁

We’re talking the CUTEST embroidered Christmas patches that are giving ALL the vintage holiday vibes! 😍

🎄 Fake Snow — because we’re dreaming of a white Christmas!
🍸 Festive Cocktails — for the holiday party girlies!
🎅🏼 Merry Christmas — classic holiday nostalgia!
✨ Quick Pak — a little Christmas movie magic!
❤️ All Your Sweaters Are Ugly — for the sassy Christmas queens!
🍬 Hard Candy — grandma’s candy dish, anyone?!

And SO MANY MORE festive favorites! 🎄🎀

✨ Perfect for custom hats, holiday accessories, stocking stuffers, and adding a little personality to your Christmas look!

🚨 NOW TELL US… WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE?! 🚨

👇 COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE PATCH BELOW! 👇

🎁 TAG your Christmas-obsessed bestie who NEEDS to see these!

❤️ SAVE this post for your holiday shopping list!
💚 SHARE it with someone who loves all things Christmas!

🎄✨ BRANDED HEIFER HAT CO. — MAKING SPIRITS BRIGHT, ONE PATCH AT A TIME! ✨🎄

https://brandedheiferhatco.com/

Out here at RiverRun ATV Park this wknd
10/10/2026

Out here at RiverRun ATV Park this wknd

Woah, I think you guys missed some good ones this week! Go check the website to see what we have left! Cause we make no...
10/07/2026

Woah, I think you guys missed some good ones this week!
Go check the website to see what we have left!
Cause we make no guarantees how feral our customers go on our drops!!

Missed out on the zip code sale? Well I’ve got a new mystery deal for yall! I have a stockpile of some 🔥 a$$ hats I’ve m...
10/06/2026

Missed out on the zip code sale?

Well I’ve got a new mystery deal for yall! I have a stockpile of some 🔥 a$$ hats I’ve made when testing out new prints and design ideas

Drop your email and style below

Closing at 12am tonight

If you have an unpaid invoice from the zip code sale you can not participate in this until that’s handled

We’re in prep mode for an event at River Run ATV park this wknd and I’m obsessing over these designs still 😍😍😍
10/06/2026

We’re in prep mode for an event at River Run ATV park this wknd and I’m obsessing over these designs still 😍😍😍

Shameless plug! 🤪🤪🤪Nominations are OPEN go vote for BHHC! https://where2mud.com/off-road-icon-awards-2027/voting/I built...
10/01/2026

Shameless plug! 🤪🤪🤪

Nominations are OPEN go vote for BHHC!

https://where2mud.com/off-road-icon-awards-2027/voting/

I built this business with big ideas, a whole lot of heart, sweat, tears, and a stubborn “watch me” attitude. We helped change the game in the hat bar industry and women’s off-road apparel by bringing in patches and designs for the girls throwing mud and making their own tracks in a male-dominated world.

Because the women out here sending it, breaking parts, and dragging their own damn winch line deserve designs with as much personality as they have. A little loud, a little feral, and a whole lot of THEM.

But the heart behind BHHC runs deeper than a good patch and a bad decision at the mud hole. It’s about showing up, giving back, supporting causes and events, and cheering on other women chasing big dreams.

And it’s about supporting the next generation of off-road kids—boys AND girls. The little riders getting muddy today are the racers, builders, business owners, and trail leaders of tomorrow. I want to help them chase those dreams and know they’ve got people in their corner.

We’re always dreaming up something fun, pushing for something new, and finding ways to give back to the community that keeps us rolling.

If BHHC has made you feel seen, made you laugh, supported your event, or helped you wear your mudpark personality loud and proud, I’d be honored if you considered nominating us.

Even being nominated would mean more than you know. Thank you for every order, share, and muddy adventure that’s made BHHC part of your world. Y’all keep this wild little dream rolling.

🚨 WARNING: THESE PATCHES HAVE ZERO CHILL. 💀💖🤣Sassy? ABSOLUTELY. Unfiltered? 100%. A little inappropriate? MAYBE. 👀😂 Do y...
10/01/2026

🚨 WARNING: THESE PATCHES HAVE ZERO CHILL. 💀💖🤣

Sassy? ABSOLUTELY. Unfiltered? 100%. A little inappropriate? MAYBE. 👀😂 Do you NEED one? Obviously. 💅🔥

🤠 BRANDED HEIFER HAT CO just brought the ATTITUDE, and these patches are giving ✨ I said what I said ✨ ENERGY!

💗 FLATTERY OPERATED 💸 OFF TO SPEND MY HUSBAND’S MONEY 🐆 YOU’RE FAKER THAN MY LASHES 🩵 MY EMERGENCY CONTACT IS ALSO DRUNK

Because life’s too short for boring hats, besties! 🤪

🔥 Approximately 4 inches of PURE SASS, ready to give your favorite hat a whole new personality!

👇 LET’S CAUSE A LITTLE CHAOS IN THE COMMENTS!

Which patch are you wearing WITHOUT hesitation?! 😂

💖 Drop a 1, 2, 3, or 4 below!

👯‍♀️ TAG YOUR BESTIE who needs one of these because we ALL know somebody these were made for! 🤣

🛍️ Grab your favorites from Branded Heifer Hat Co before they’re gone! 💋

🔥 YOUR ZIP CODE PICKS THE PRICE. I PICK THE HAT. 🔥Closes at 8pm CST 10/1Let’s play a little mystery hat roulette. 😈You c...
10/01/2026

🔥 YOUR ZIP CODE PICKS THE PRICE. I PICK THE HAT. 🔥
Closes at 8pm CST 10/1

Let’s play a little mystery hat roulette. 😈

You choose your theme, drop your ZIP code, and let me work my magic. A little trust exercise… but with cute-ass trucker hats. 😂

PICK YOUR VIBE:
🍁 Fall
🎃 Halloween
🎄 Christmas
😈 Snarky / Feral
🤠 Western

📦 BLIND SHIPPED!
No peeking, no picking—you’ll find out what you snagged when it hits your doorstep. 🫣

💸 Add the five digits of your ZIP code together—that’s your hat price!

Example:
Christmas 🎄 | ZIP code 79525
7 + 9 + 5 + 2 + 5 = $28
Shipping added at checkout.

👇 DROP YOUR ZIP CODE, THEME & EMAIL TO CLAIM!

⏰ Invoices must be paid within ONE HOUR. Set a timer, tell your husband it’s a bill, do what you gotta do. 😂

🖤 Minimum hat price is $12. If your digits total less than that, you’ll be invoiced for $12 plus shipping.

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213 N. Velasco Street
Angleton, TX
77515

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