Funkin' Funny

06/16/2026

Kom op Dames !

we need to see some more of our bikini's on T.V. !!!

Going Dutch on the drama: Tulip-twisted tees with a windmill wink. Clogs optional, clogs in traffic? Eternal. For heritage hunters hunting hilarity.

03/15/2026

achtentachtig dagen tot het WK.

Made and shipped from USA !

Get your Dutch on !

01/18/2026

You ready for a yacht party ?

Nautical Beach Tote Bag with Gold Anchor ⚓✨ Weekender Yacht Boating Trip Tote 🛥️🌊, Blue Stripe Coastal Bag for Women ☀️🏖️

01/10/2026

🚨 DIAL 1-800-TIM-WALZ for enrollment in the most elite education program Minnesota taxpayers have ever funded… the Quality Learing Center! 😂📞
(Yes, that’s “Learing” with an E… because oversight is apparently optional.)

But this isn’t your average hoodie.
Front: that glorious retro misspelled logo in all its ironic glory.
Sleeve: little patriotic flex.
Back: distressed American flag stripes that DOUBLE as a scannable QR code… scan it and watch President Trump absolutely OWN the YMCA dance like the legend he is. Real moves only. No fake news here. 💃🦅

Warm, comfy 10oz fleece, oversized fit, kangaroo pocket big enough for your phone (you’ll need it for scanning), and printed fresh to order so you’re not wearing yesterday’s meme.
Only $59.95 + FREE shipping to Minnesota !
Heck… Free shipping to all of the USA

Wear it, scan it, dance it, and flex on the timeline while the audits keep rolling. Who’s grabbing one before the next scandal drops? 🇺🇸😏

01/02/2026

Too controversial or just right ?

#1776 #2026

12/30/2025

For the rest of the year 🎆
Get 30% off with code “USA” 🇺🇸

12/29/2025

ʇɹıɥs ǝɔɐɟ ʎɯ uo ʇıs

ǝlqɐılɐʌɐ ʍou

Alright, picture this tee that's got that sneaky upside-down text right across the chest—y'know, the kind where someone has to get real close, maybe even sit down to make sense of it. "Sit on My Face So You Can Read This Shirt," it says, all minimal and flipped, like it's daring you to crack a gri...

12/27/2025

Happy Kwanzaa ?

12/26/2025

Warning: Wearing this may cause people to dramatically scream “WE WERE ON A BREAK” at you 😭

Worth it.
9 colors • Sizes up to 5XL • Drops soon
Who’s ready to start drama in style? 🔥

12/23/2025

VIBING SOLO TODAY 😏💗

Because honestly… sometimes your own company is the best company.

This crewneck is giving major introvert-core: oversized cozy fleece, that bold pink-outlined embroidery right over the heart, and just the right amount of sass.

Swipe for all the color vibes →
✨ Ash (soft classic gray perfection)
✨ Light Pink (pink-on-pink dream)
✨ Dark Chocolate (rich mocha energy)
✨ Dark Heather (moody & timeless)
✨ Sand & Light Blue (soft neutrals that pop)

Pro tip: Size up for ultimate blanket-burrito mode 🧸☕

Perfect for solo Netflix nights, lazy mornings, or gifting to your favorite "leave me alone" bestie this holiday 🎁

Who else is claiming solo vibes this week? Drop a 💖 or 🔥 below!

Link in bio to shop before they're gone!