09/02/2026
⚠️ STAY VIGILANT ⚠️
Y’all aren’t going to believe what happened today!
Called Mom because thieves broke into our house.
They ate food off the table, nibbled on her new shoes, AND tried to attack the postman.
I scared them away, but I think they pooped in the hallway!
Thank goodness mom + dad have such vigilant corgi guard dogs! 🐕