02/06/2026
Hear ye Hear ye,
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Tuesday February 10th
We are doing a cheaters special before Valentines day. If you have cheated on us, stepped out on our love, found a prettier girl at the ball, or have taken your business elsewhere, this is for you.
If you haven't been to the shoppe in 6 months or longer and can prove it with your Five-star number, first off, you're dead to me, second, yes I'll take you back by offering $5 off each bottle of juice you purchase.
For those of you who stayed loyal, you know as well as I, there are no rewards for doing the right thing. Ha just kidding, I will have a fun special for my loyal lovers soon!!!!!
PS, no clue why I went Royal Court at the beginning. Probably Bridgerton!