Fifth Hand Vintage

10/14/2026

10/08/2026

10/02/2026

sorry I'm late, I was at home sitting down

10/01/2026

Room redo comin soon roadrunner.relics

09/19/2026

Hello Room?
Yes This Is Room

I accidentally spent late last night and all day today redesigning a whole wall to showcase a big drop of vintage hats. I also did some other stuff. The two middle wood pieces are from a 19th century sawmill sign that I made shelves out of.

Tomorrow is Second Wind Coffee Co. alloyautohaus official Grand Opening! They are at the back of the shop. I'll be working roadrunner.relics at the register from 8-noon. Come say hehehehe.

09/09/2026

Just a couple bros on our way to roadrunner.relics

09/02/2026

I've been working as part time head cashier at roadrunner.relics and it's pretty great for the most part, except for the weirdly specific & strict dress code. We're supposed to dress like "recently divorced 40 something year old men, long ago deemed irrelevant to the younger generation, while simultaneously trying to impress AND alienate both millennials and zoomers, while paying homage to our grandfathers and soundcloud warriors. And try to look like you are sorta trying to look like you have money even though you don't and it's obvious. WTF does that even mean? How'd I do, chat?

08/16/2026

*mickey mouse voice* "HELLO ROADRUNNER RELICS PH0NE WHO DIS?..let me put you on hold for 15-20 minutes while we play with our floor jewelry"

We are open daily from 11-7, but don't interrupt us during our floor meetings roadrunner.relics