07/08/2026
Lemme tell y’all something… NEVER fight nobody from City. 😂 And I ain’t saying this because everybody from Baltimore can fight either. Hell no. Some of us can’t fight worth a damn. 😭 But that’s exactly why you shouldn’t do it—because NOBODY SAID THIS S**T WAS GON BE FAIR. 😂
You think you about to have a regular one-on-one? Bitch, please. 😭 You fighting her, her sister, her cousin, her best friend from middle school, and some random girl named Tink that just pulled up asking, “Who we beating up?” She don’t even know YOU. 😂😂
And Baltimore ni**as? Man listen. 😭 You might think y’all just gon square up and get it over with. Whole time dummy got on Foamposites, basketball shorts in December, no coat, and his man standing ten feet away talking bout, “I ain’t jumping in, yo.” 🚩🚩🚩
YES HE IS. 😂
Baltimore got its own rules. Somebody always hollering, “LET ’EM FIGHT!” while simultaneously holding one person and letting the other one get 17 free punches. 😭 Then after the fight, everybody arguing about who won like it was a pay-per-view event.
And please don’t win too bad. 😂 That’s where people mess up. You think because you won, it’s over? Nah, dummy. You just turned a simple fight into a family reunion. 😭 Now somebody calling Man-Man, Tay-Tay just got off work, Lil Ant halfway there, and somebody auntie done threw her slides on talking bout, “Where y’all at?”
Baby, go HOME. 😂
Because in Baltimore, beef got a pension plan. That s**t can retire and still come back to work. 😭 Somebody will see you 12 years later in Mondawmin and be like, “Ain’t you the bitch that fought my cousin Keisha in 2014?”
Ma’am… we are in our 40s. 😂😂😂
That city taught me one valuable lesson: pick your battles wisely. Walking away don’t always mean you scared. Sometimes it means you understand geography. 🤷🏽♀️😭
Because you might think you fighting one person from Baltimore…
Whole time you done activated a group project. 😂😂😂
If you know, you KNOW. 🦀🏙️