The Parksman

The Parksman We make subtle, funny Disney Parks T-shirts—for the dads who rope-drop hard and nap harder. Think made up brewery tees and mock character-inspired jerseys.

Stuff that both real park guys and dudes being dragged there by their wives actually want to wear.

05/22/2026

Gotta say… we love the Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets rebrand at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. The details are great and it really does fit seamlessly with the existing infrastructure. That’s not to say that we won’t miss the nostalgia of the OG ride.

So in honor of the opening this week, grab our DR. TEETH ROCKS tee in at BETHEPARKSMAN.COM. OR if your protesting/want to honor the original attraction, snag our I LOVE THAT IDEA tee with Steven Tyler of Aerosmith in his classic pose from the ride preshow. OR SCOOP UP BOTH!

At The Parksman, we have a huge selection of Disney Parks tees geared for men. Check us out!

05/21/2026

Extra Coffee to Combat the Naps?

It’s gonna be hard to avoid these heavily ACed attractions for a snooze in this heat but hoping the caffeine helps! Check out our NAP TOUR tee available at BETHEPARKSMAN.COM!

05/20/2026

Heading to Disney and need some gear for the parks? Whether you’re a dude looking to fly under the radar or you’re searching for a bold shirt to rep your favorite attraction, we have you covered at The Parksman. Come check us out at BETHEPARKSMAN.COM!

05/12/2026

I swear I have friends!

WE WANTS THE REDHEAD!Danny is the man for sending over this great photo of him wearing our ISLA TESORO AUCTIONEERS tee. ...
05/12/2026

WE WANTS THE REDHEAD!

Danny is the man for sending over this great photo of him wearing our ISLA TESORO AUCTIONEERS tee.

Looking for bold (or subtle), funny (or serious) Disney tees for dudes? Come check us out and grab a tee at BETHEPARKSMAN.COM!

The Parksman shirts are so comfy even our Parkswoman’s cats are napping on them. Thank you so much, Mary, for sharing th...
05/10/2026

The Parksman shirts are so comfy even our Parkswoman’s cats are napping on them. Thank you so much, Mary, for sharing this awesome photo. All you Parksmen and Parksladies out there, PLEASE SEND US PICS OF YOU (or your pets) IN YOUR GEAR. We will promptly put it up on our page.

And grab a NAP TOUR tee in our shop!!!

04/28/2026

Memorial Day is almost here. July 4th is right around the corner. And Labor Day will be here before we know it. With the summer season starting to come into focus, now’s the time to get your Sam Eagle BUT MOSTLY AMERICA tee. You’ll be the talk of the BBQ (or your day in the Disney Parks). They may actually light off fireworks in honor of you!!

And this year is extra special with the 250th Anniversary of the good ol’ US of A. So don’t be that guy that lets the hot dog slip from the bun on Independence Day. Get our best-selling shirt that is DISTINCTLY PATRIOTIC featuring your favorite Muppet by heading over to BETHEPARKSMAN.COM (or our Etsy Shop)!

USA! USA! USA!

🇺🇸🎇🌭🕶️🍔🎆

It doesn’t get more defiant than wearing your Sam Eagle shirt in front of Big Ben. Snag a BUT MOSTLY AMERICA tee at BETH...
04/27/2026

It doesn’t get more defiant than wearing your Sam Eagle shirt in front of Big Ben. Snag a BUT MOSTLY AMERICA tee at BETHEPARKSMAN.COM

And go follow for Disney Parks tips that you should follow to a T!

04/23/2026

Scoot kid!

04/23/2026

DO YOU GOT THAT DOG IN YOU?

If not, grab yourself a CASEY’S GLIZZIES tee and head over to Casey’s Corner to fill yourself up with some wieners.

Now available at BETHEPARKSMAN.COM

Thank you Allie for sending over this awesome shot! Keep sending in those photos of you wearing The Parksman tees. Maybe...
04/22/2026

Thank you Allie for sending over this awesome shot! Keep sending in those photos of you wearing The Parksman tees. Maybe we’ll include it on our page…

And in honor of the Draft, take a look at our Disney x Pro Football collection at BETHEPARKSMAN.COM. We have Disney character mash ups with all 32 NFL teams.

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