Ihatethisplaceapparel

10/27/2023

HAPPY FRIDAY!

For those of you that don't know me, I just wanna stretch out my arms and hug you and THANK YOU for following me. This little project means the world to me so try not to crush my dreams in the comments. 🏚️

Let me drop you some random ALL CAPS DETAILS sure to make you demand an intellectual refund.

WHO: APOLITICAL FORTY-THREE YEAR OLD FORMER BUD LIGHT TALL BOY DRINKING DRUNK WITH THE PALATE OF A 12 YEAR OLD [THINK HEAT LAMPS] WHO LOVES TO DRY HUMP HER BOYFRIEND, PEANUT BUTTER, SELF-HELP BOOKS, CATS, SPEEDBAGGING [NOT A EUPHEMISM 😆], AND L*D.

WHERE: THE [FORMER] LOW RENT PART OF ANY TOURIST TOWN, USA

WHY: MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AT THEMSELVES AND EACH OTHER CAUSE WERE ALL THE SAME DON'T EVEN TRY IT SNOWFLAKE

HOW: INCLUDE MYSELF IN SELF-DEPRECATING GEOGRAPHICALLY-RELATED HUMOR CAUSE EVERYWHERE IS THE SAME PLACE AND BOY OH BOY DO WE HUMANS LOVE TO BITCH ABOUT PLACES LIFE WOULD SO DIFFERENT IF YOU LIVED SOMEWHERE ELSE NAH YOU'D BE YOU ANYWHERETOWN, USA, BUT STAY POSITIVE B!

WHAT: IRONY ON USED T-SHIRTS

WHEN: 3:33 AM CAUSE ANGEL NUMBERS N EXPENSIVE INCENSE N S**T

Wanna buy a shirt? DM me!

I love you all and hope you have a badass weekend.

🖤🍀
B

10/25/2023

Does your city's WalMart parking lot pass the poverty and social policy litmus test?

OF COURSE NOT CAUSE EVERYONE'S POOR EVERYWHERE!

Come take a tour of modern-day poverty with a view in beautiful...

FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA!
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"Way too many people living in the WalMart parking lot"

For 💲ale. Custom always for 💲ale. 🏔️🏪💸
DM me to order!

10/25/2023

WATCH FOR UNEXPECTED NOTHING
🚦🚸🚧

Marfa, Texas
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"Slow down, but keep going"

For sale. Custom always for sale. DM me to order! 🛑

10/19/2023

If you like my shirts and you wanna hang out and let me take photos of you in them, please come to the Hitching Post in Bisbee tonight at 6pm! I will give you a free shirt of your choice to trade for your photo!

Gobbless 🏚️ the US 🇺🇲

10/17/2023

Hiiii!

It's been a long minute since I've posted. I'm still here and asking for your input!

If you know of a town that's been running with people's cash like a payday advance, flooded with "remote workers" with trust funds - I wanna hear from you!

Drop a note in the comments of DM me.

Let's crash these sack of s**t neglected eyesores together! 🏚️ (I'm just kidding, no death threats, please! 😆)

Love you / miss you!

B

09/02/2023

SE-DO-NA!

Get your CHECKBOOK ready for this three-day future refund request.

Sedona, Arizona
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"Excessively spiritual, so come with money"

08/18/2023

ABQ 📞☎️🏢🏆💲

Albuquerque, New Mexico
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"Where the top of the ladder is a call center"

For sale. Custom always for sale. DM me to order!

Publicly criticizing public criticism on t-shirts. One real review at a time.

All shirts by Bre.

08/09/2023

Joshua Tree, CA
💸💸💸💸💸
"Text me and I'll give you my agent's number"

Love,
- Joshua Tree Residents 🖤

08/07/2023

To whom do I bring my ill-researched, long weekend failure to?

Marfa, Texas
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"I want my three days back"

08/06/2023

A one off because I 🖤 NM (& Better Call Saul)

"a soulless, radioactive, Georgia O'Keefe hellscape crawling with coral snakes and scorpions"

For sale. Custom always for sale! 🦂⚖️🎨

07/13/2023

Greetings from an overcast, overpriced & overrated Bisbee, Arizona!

Bisbee, Arizona
★☆☆☆☆
"Where Artist is a Euphemism for Personality Disorder"

For Sale, Women's Small, $30.
Custom always for sale.

Ihatethisplaceapparel is happily handcrafting and hand-criticizing public criticism one real review at a time. [if that was too much for you, I'm handmaking shirts with real reviews of your s**tty, too-left, too-right, overrated town on upcycled materials].

We're all the same and we fu***ng hate this place.

06/02/2023

This is kinda why I continue with this project. All of this applies to rural areas throughout the US. It's unfair.

The legislature still has not come up with a compromise on property tax relief.