04/29/2026
THE 2,500 FOLLOWER GAUNTLET ⚡
3 SHIRTS. 3 WINNERS.
We hit 2,500 followers on Chop's Guide to the Galaxy. That is 2,500 of you who clearly have questionable taste and a high tolerance for the truth. To celebrate, I am giving away THREE shirts. You get your choice of any design from MOAZ Tees, Unstable Apiary Designs, or Layover Club.
I am not handing these out to some random lurker.
If you want the gear, you have to do the grunt work. I want to see the grittiest, most soul-crushing, or criminally underrated restaurants and hidden food joints in your neck of the woods.
HOW TO WIN (The Point System):
📍 TAG YOUR SQUAD: Tag a friend who would survive a meal at a place that looks like it is held together by grease and prayers. (1 Point per unique tag, only tag one person per comment, more than one tag will not count unless in another comment. Comment as many times as you like. I dare you to break FB)
📸 ROAST THE FOOD: Post a photo of a local hole-in-the-wall in the comments and tell me where it is. If the building looks like it should be condemned but the food is legendary, you are doing it right. (5 Points per unique location. Only one establishment per comment. Comment as many times as you like. ).
📢 SPREAD THE GRIT: Share this post to your feed or story and tag me so I can see it. (10 Points. Limit once each per day).
The 3 people with the most points after 72 hours get to pick any shirt from any of my three shops.
I will be watching the comments like a hawk.
NOTE: Free shipping is strictly for the United States. If you live outside the states and you win, we can try to figure something out, but the logistics are on you.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING. You have until May 2nd, 72 Hours from now to prove you actually value authenticity over plastic chain garbage.
GO.