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Comet Tees Comet Tees was launched in 2024 to bring some levity to the world via our original designs.

Back (or Forward?) to School with total confidence and zero geographic accuracy. 🗺️ Red Line optional.Whether you’re nav...
08/11/2026

Back (or Forward?) to School with total confidence and zero geographic accuracy. 🗺️ Red Line optional.

Whether you’re navigating cobblestone streets, hunting for parking near the Fens, or confidently leading your friends in the complete wrong direction down Huntington Ave, the Eastnorthern Cartography tee brings the perfect blend of academic style and pure nonsense.

Swipe ➡️ to see all 4 available colorways!

• Soft, retail-fit Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• Classic collegiate aesthetic that passes at first glance
• Built for students, alumni, cartographers, and anyone whose internal compass has trust issues
• $24 | Available now

Hit the link below to shop the Directionally Challenged series!
www.comettees.com/product/eastnorthern-cartography

Back (or Forward?) to School with 100% confidence and 0% directional accuracy. 🧭✨Whether you’re commuting along the Lake...
08/10/2026

Back (or Forward?) to School with 100% confidence and 0% directional accuracy. 🧭✨

Whether you’re commuting along the Lake Michigan shoreline, navigating class schedules, or giving wildly questionable directions through the North Shore, this tee has you covered. It looks enough like legitimate Big Ten territory apparel to pass in lecture, right up until someone actually reads it.

Swipe through to check out all 5 color options! ➡️

• Printed on soft, premium Bella + Canvas 3001 blanks
• Built for students, alumni, cartographers, and anyone whose internal compass has trust issues
• $24 | Available now

Tap the link below to claim yours before the semester kicks off!
www.comettees.com/product/westnorthern-cartography

We are proud to announce our support for Youth in Asia... a totally legitimate initiative from the highly esteemed Unite...
05/22/2026

We are proud to announce our support for Youth in Asia... a totally legitimate initiative from the highly esteemed United World Global Organization. 🌏

This vintage-worn tee gives off that perfect "I volunteer for a global nonprofit" vibe, without the pesky paperwork or actual responsibilities. Whether you get it immediately or need a moment... we respect the journey.

Perfect for anyone who loves a good double-take, appreciates dark humor, or just enjoys watching people slowly figure it out.

👉 Grab yours at CometTees.com — $24 (and free shipping on orders over $35! 🚀)

🚨 New at Comet Tees: The Sports Misprint Coaster Set 🚨This 5-pack of vintage-style coasters features intentionally wrong...
05/15/2026

🚨 New at Comet Tees: The Sports Misprint Coaster Set 🚨

This 5-pack of vintage-style coasters features intentionally wrong designs... a basketball coaster with baseball elements, a football coaster with basketball elements, a hockey coaster with football elements... you get the idea. Nobody here knows what sport goes where, and we're very proud of it.

It's the perfect gift for the sports fan in your life who appreciates a good visual joke. Great for game nights, bar carts, or just confusing your guests one coaster at a time.

✅ 5 coasters, 5 sports, 0 of them matching correctly
✅ Vintage-inspired design with a retro, worn-in look
✅ Cork backing so they actually do their job
✅ Designed by a human
✅ Assembled in the USA

👉 Grab yours at comettees.com — $54 for the full set (and free shipping on orders over $35! 🚀)

👁️ Congress holds MKUltra hearings tomorrow. The trilogy is complete.Phase III closes out our MKUltra series...hypnotic ...
05/12/2026

👁️ Congress holds MKUltra hearings tomorrow. The trilogy is complete.
Phase III closes out our MKUltra series...hypnotic eye, stressed-out silhouette, full classified-document energy. If the news this week has you feeling some kind of way about government transparency, this is the shirt for that feeling.
Don't accept any unmarked beverages. Soft Bella+Canvas, printed in the USA. $24.
⚠️ comettees.com/product/mkultra-phase-iii

📋 MKUltra is back in front of Congress tomorrow. Phase II is now live on our site.Our Phase II tee brings the 1950s inst...
05/12/2026

📋 MKUltra is back in front of Congress tomorrow. Phase II is now live on our site.
Our Phase II tee brings the 1950s institutional propaganda aesthetic...redacted headers, typewriter fonts, hypno-spiral lenses, and a "shocked subject" who honestly looks like he just read the declassified files. History is having a moment. Wear it.
Soft Bella+Canvas, printed in the USA. $24.
🌀 comettees.com/product/mkultra-phase-ii

🧠 Congress is holding MKUltra hearings tomorrow. We've been ready.Our MKUltra tee is a nod to the CIA's top-secret mind ...
05/12/2026

🧠 Congress is holding MKUltra hearings tomorrow. We've been ready.
Our MKUltra tee is a nod to the CIA's top-secret mind control program that ran from 1953 to 1973...LSD, sensory deprivation, unwitting test subjects, the whole surreal package. It's back in the news, which means it's also back on your chest.
Soft Bella+Canvas, printed in the USA. $24.
🕵️ comettees.com/product/mkultra

03/13/2026

YOUTH SPORTS SURVIVAL GUIDE - CASE STUDY #38: CREATINE MONSTROSITY 🏀🥤

There is always that one parent in the league who treats the snack bar like a GNC. You know the one, their kid shows up with a gallon-sized jug of neon blue "focus fuel" and enough supplements to power a small village.

Meanwhile, the rest of us are just hoping our kids remember which basket is ours and don't lose their water bottles. It’s getting a little hard to stay "competitive" when the other team’s star player looks like he’s ready for the Mr. Universe stage instead of the 3rd-grade playoffs.

If you’re tired of competing against "The Hulk" at a Saturday morning scrimmage, you aren’t alone. We’re all just survivors here.

Survival Gear for the Sidelines: Check out our latest designs at CometTees.com

Raise your hand if you’ve personally felt victimized by the 7:00 AM starting whistle. 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️If you know a parent who h...
03/09/2026

Raise your hand if you’ve personally felt victimized by the 7:00 AM starting whistle. 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️

If you know a parent who has survived another season of juvenile athletics, they deserve a badge of honor. Our "Youth Sports Survivor" tee is the perfect "Case Study" in sideline commiseration.

Designed in Rochester, NY, and available in a spectrum of colors that say, "I survived, and I have the T-shirt to prove it."

Featured here: Black Heather, Heather Columbia Blue, Heavy Prism Mint, Heather Storm, and Navy.

Shop the full spectrum of survival at CometTees.com 🚀

03/08/2026

Does your local coach think they’re calling plays for the big game? 🏈🏆

We’ve all seen it: The whiteboard comes out, the jargon starts flying, and the team is just wondering if there are orange slices after the game. 🍊

Check out Case Study #61 of the Youth Sports Survival Guide: Why So Complicated? Because sometimes, "Spider 3 Y-Banjo" is a bit much for 1st-grade flag football.

Are you a Youth Sports Survivor? Tell us the most "intense" coaching moment you’ve witnessed in the comments! 👇

🛒 Gear up for the sidelines: Browse the collection at CometTees.com

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