Unincorporated

06/17/2026

SAVE OUR BELOVED TOY STORE! The Prize Booth

06/16/2026

We’ll be there!

06/16/2026

The easiest way to look put together this Summer? Matching sets. Set it and forget it.

06/13/2026

YO! We’re a week out from one of the best days of the year. Next Saturday is the Castro Valley Car show. Food, music, classic cars, what more could you want? Well maybe a Cruisin’ Tee too. Come get yours before they’re gone!

06/10/2026

Here’s what I’m taking on vacation this summer. Does this also double as a Father’s Day Gift Guide? Absolutely. Work smarter not harder, folks.

06/09/2026

One of the best events all year!

Explore the Castro Valley Car Show like never before🏁💚

Hunt QR codes on cars, vendor booths, and local businesses. Every scan = a point! Land in the top 3 to win a prize announced at the day’s end.

Download the App today, link in bio🔗

06/05/2026

Your dad doesn’t want another macaroni necklace for Father’s Day this year. He wants the sickest threads from the hottest store in town. You know where to find us.

06/02/2026

The Summer’s hottest dresses are found at Unincorporated! But don’t wait, they stay in stock as long as ice cream last outside in the heat.

05/29/2026

Today’s the day. It’s Graduation Day here in CV which means it’s also my third annual, Life Advice For Grads Who Didn’t Ask For It As If I Know What The Hell I’m Talking About.

This year’s theme is, “Interesting People Do Interesting Things”.

College is the perfect time to hang out with a bunch of weirdos. If high school today is similar to my experience and how it’s portrayed in Euphoria, it can be very cliquey and judgey and not ripe for anyone to be their 100% authentic self. One of the best things about college is that you are forced out of your bubble and are exposed to so many different ways to live one’s life. And the best part is that there are no wrong answers (mostly). You learn that YOUR world isn’t THE world.

Which leads me to my main point, Interesting People Do Interesting Things. Childhood friends are cool and all but the people you meet as a young adult are the ones you won’t feel obligated to invite to your wedding one day. These friends are the ones you get to choose, the ones you share common interests with, the ones who remain well beyond the dorms. They say it’s not what you know but who you know and from my personal experience, that couldn’t be truer. Surround yourself with some characters because you’ll never know what they’ll end up doing later in life and when you may need them. At the very least, they’ll always have some good stories and will help fill out your fantasy football league.

Congrats to the Class of ‘26.

05/22/2026

Why am I so happy? Because it’s 70 and sunny and also because I’m up to my gullet in new Summer product. Just in time for the long weekend so now you can show off your stems and farmer’s tan at the cookout. See you at the store 😎