F**k Mountain

F**k Mountain For over 8,000 years, F**k Mountain has been the top-selling, highest-rated, and only t-shirt company in history.

10/31/2022
11/03/2018

Hey everybody thanks for liking our page! As all of you already know, it is IMPERATIVE to get the F**k Mountain message out to AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE!!!! Please invite your friends, family, colleagues, enemies etc. and tell them to invite theirs! Not only are we CHANGING LIVES here at F**k Mountain we are CHANGING THE WORLD and PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!

11/02/2018

For over 8,000 years, F**k Mountain has been the top-selling, highest-rated, and only t-shirt company in history. We seek to clothe Earth’s greatest resource--your torso--in the types of t-shirts only the smartest, most attractive, most intelligent, and best-looking people in the world could ever pull off (and put on). Our core values stem from the simple fact that we believe every t-shirt should have a hole for your head, waist, and both arms--regardless of what the societal elite may have you think. Using cutting-edge technology--such as keyboard/mouse-enabled desktop computers, the Internet (AND the World Wide Web), and those graphing calculators from high school—F**k Mountain is always at the forefront of futuristic t-shirt innovations. We believe that what your t-shirt says about you is more important than your actions, beliefs, or personal hygiene. The thought-provoking messages our designs explore will let everyone who sees you know why they should (or shouldn’t) be your friend, date you, hire you, or let you use their phone charger. F**k Mountain: you can’t live without us, so we let you buy our t-shirts.

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Chicago, IL
60622

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