Fueled by Booze

04/01/2026

Big news.

After years of research (and several questionable decisions), we’re proud to introduce:
Fueled By Booze Hydration Powder™

✔️ Zero sugar.
✔️ Zero electrolytes.
✔️ 100% bad ideas.
✔️ It pairs well with poor judgment.
✔️ Doctors are… not involved.
✔️ Backordered due to irresponsible demand.
✔️ Yes, it’s gluten-free. No, that doesn’t help.

Just mix with water… or skip the middleman.

Available now. Probably a terrible choice.

03/08/2026

Buy now. Regret later. St. Paddy’s won’t wait.

03/07/2026

03/03/2026

Training for St. Patrick's Day like it's a professional sport. ☘️

02/12/2026

Our St. Patrick’s Day shirts are here—funny, soft, slightly irresponsible, and available for a limited time. Grab yours before the green runs out!

02/08/2026

We didn't think this shirt would be relevant again so soon, but here we are.

02/02/2026

12/26/2025

Hey you,

As the year winds down and the drinks get stronger, we just wanted to say thank you.

Seriously. Whether you bought a shirt, gifted one, laughed at one, or wore one in a situation where maybe you shouldn’t have, we appreciate the hell out of you.

Fueled By Booze exists because people like you get the joke. You have a sense of humor. You don’t take life (or yourself) too seriously. And you understand that some of the best moments happen with good people, questionable decisions, and a drink nearby.

No sales pitch. No promo code. Just gratitude.

We hope your holidays are full of laughs, full glasses, and stories you’ll only half-remember, but fully enjoy.

Thanks for being part of this slightly unhinged little brand.

Cheers,
Jeff
Fueled By Booze 🍻

Photo for the algorithm.

11/28/2025