Anthrapologist

02/28/2017

Oooh look at that. This is the first piece of publicity for Anthrapologist (I think?).

The word entrepreneurship has been defined as the “discovery, evaluation and exploitation of opportunities” but until just a few years ago, saying you were an entrepreneur was a creative way to say you didn’t have a job. Today, being an entrepreneur is all the rage. It’s not that entrepreneurs didn...

02/16/2017

Okay, maybe I'm just bored today. Yay unicorns!

This is probably the gayest t-shirt of all existence. It features the silhouette of a unicorn covered in glitter and with a rainbow overlay to get the full effect. Sleeveless, obvi. For when you need to go to a gay Pride parade and slay. YAAAS QUEEN!

01/20/2017

Oh look. I finally remembered to make and post a thing. And that I have a page. How fun.

Sarcasm is the sincerest form of expression. Or should I say sarcasm is the most sincere form of expression? To be honest, I have no idea. I Googled to see if I could find which one was right. Apparently both are. But one is probably more right. Why does rightness fall on a gradient, anyways? Why ca...

12/27/2016

So long, literal worst year ever. 2016 will not be missed.

2016 is unofficially the official Worst Year Ever by literally all standards defined by me and a couple other people who share my opinion. On this, the dawning of the new year new you day of December 31, 2016, don your gay apparel that boasts of your survival of the horrible year that 2016 was. Now…

12/19/2016

You can barely tell that I was bored last night. Yes, that is a pillowcase.

Looking for a funny pillowcase or gag gift for the hysterical, punny dad-joke comedian in your life? Want to spice up your bo***ir with the French language - the language of love? Are you looking for a way to make girls laugh every time you bring them home without having to take your pants off first...

12/08/2016

I made it sassier.

This is the second version of the t-shirt for women who want to Keep America Nasty. In this case, nasty woman is spelled out as "not about submitting to you." This particular nasty woman t-shirt is available in every different style (tank, tee, hoodie), but only on dark fabric.

12/02/2016

Fun fact: You can get almost anything from my store 30% off today!

I make things. Sometimes, those things are t-shirt designs. When they are, they go here. For you. To buy. And wear. And tell people about. Because pretty.

11/15/2016

Tough love about self-loathing

11/09/2016

Made this one today to try and take my mind off the election.

Show your inner confused head-tilted dog face with this button, designed specifically for those moments when you need to express what the... As a side note, is this not the cutest freaking puppy head tilt you've ever seen? Honestly. For real though. And if you don't approve of this, then... well. Wt...

10/11/2016

These facts about National Coming Out Day are actually unbelievable. Also, you guys! Happy National Coming Out Day! Get the "I Hope a Unicorn Poops on Your F...

10/11/2016

Happy National Coming Out Day! I hope a unicorn poops on your forehead.

Uh-oh! Your best friend's birthday is coming up and you haven't gotten her a present yet. Yes, I have been reading your diary. But fret not, young child! I have the perfect birthday card (or greeting card for just... anybody. Because unicorns are freaking awesome, bruh) for you to give her. It's so…

10/07/2016

Right. Time to crank out the Thanksgiving collection.

From the album "Britney Jean". Download now on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/britneyjean?Iqid=yt Black Dog Films/Little Minx Director: Ben Mor Executive Produce...