05/19/2026
El Paso!! You had a birthday and you forgot to tell me! Happy 153 you don't look a day over 120. Here's to you! You dirty bastard. Always creeping in thru that little gap in the window and under the door.ย
If you want one of the shirts message me directly cuz my inventory sucks and the website is a mess cuz I am one pathetic loser just like you El Paso Happy Birthday ๐ฌ๏ธ๐
-Love, SweatShop Merch Co.
Let's say $15 each sizes XS-4XL (I think that's my last crop tank too - size M/L)