Fat Merman Designs

12/28/2025

Fat Merman Designs is officially live. 🧜‍♂️

We make bold, funny, scuba inspired gear for people who would rather be underwater.

Our first featured collection is Dive With Frank.
Shirts, hoodies, mugs, and tote bags are available now. More designs are coming.

12/28/2025

Fat Merman Designs is officially live.

This brand was built for people who like their clothes bold, funny, ocean flavored, and just a little weird. No boring shirts. No safe jokes.

Our first featured collection is Dive With Frank, inspired by years of diving, boat banter, and very specific underwater humor.

Right now you will find shirts, hoodies, mugs, and tote bags. Everything is printed on demand and made fresh.

Take a look here:
https://fatmerman.com/product-category/dive-with-frank/

If it makes divers laugh and civilians confused, it belongs here. 🧜‍♂️🤿

Welcome to the official Dive With Frank universe — a world of saltwater storytelling, underwater mischief, and big ocean energy. These designs celebrate the deep, the weird, the magical, and the wildly funny side of scuba life. For divers, ocean lovers, merfolk-at-heart, and anyone who follows Fra...

12/22/2025

Some days you’re fearless.
Some days you’re fine.
Some days you’re fu***ng fabulous and refuse to apologize for it.

And some days?
You’re a mermaid who doesn’t settle. 🧜🏽‍♀️💪

This collection is for:
• Loud confidence
• Soft bodies with sharp edges
• People who know exactly who they are

Wear it. Carry it. Sip from it.
Let the world adjust.

👉 Which one’s your favorite: Mermaid Muscle, Fearless Fine, or Assassin in the Sheets?

(Yes, these make excellent gifts. For yourself. Obviously.)

12/10/2025

🔥 TONIGHT’S CHAOS DROP IS LIVE! 🔥
Fat Merman Designs just unleashed a full lineup of tees, hoodies, mugs, and totes that are equal parts funny, unhinged, and probably too honest.

Tonight’s collection includes:

💔 Emotionally Unavailable (but amazing in bed)
👁️ What Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen
💩 DIS SOME BOWL
🚂 The Hot Mess Express
🎲 Natural 20s
🔨 Pro Pain & Pro Pain Accessories

Cute? No.
Classy? Not even a little.
Accurate? Painfully.

Drop your favorite below or tag the friend who absolutely is one of these designs. 😏🔥
Shop the chaos ➜ fatmerman.com

12/06/2025

Want to become FMD Famous?
Now’s your moment. 💙🧜‍♂️

Show off your Fat Merman Designs gear — post a pic, tag the page, and I’ll send you a discount for your next purchase.

🎉 LEVEL 1: SHOPPER SPOTLIGHT
You post → You tag → You shine → You get 10% off.

⭐️ LEVEL 2: FEATURED FRIEND
If I repost your look on any official Fat Merman account, you earn 20% off and bragging rights.

🔥 LEVEL 3: LEGENDARY MERFOLK
If your photo inspires a product image or I recreate you as a character, you get 30% off and a permanent place in FMD lore.

💎 LEVEL 4: OFFICIAL MOCKUP MUSE
If I choose your photo for an official shop mockup, you receive 40% off your next purchase — and your face becomes part of the store itself.

Post your photos → Tag the page → Climb the ranks → Claim your rewards.
Let’s see those legendary looks.

https://fatmerman.com/fmd-famous/

12/04/2025

Alright my festive degenerates — the Holiday Drop 2025 is LIVE.
🎄✨
New designs. New chaos. Same bad attitude.

This year’s lineup includes:
🧜‍♂️ Fat Merman (the Christmas mascot we deserve)
🎅 Jolly As F*ck (on shirts and mugs)
🔥 Jingle Hells (caroling, but make it demonic)
☃️ Seasonal Depression Mode: ON
🍪 Merry Whatever
💀 I Hate Christmas
💀✨ Dead Inside But Festive

Wear it. Gift it. Traumatize your in-laws.

Shop The Drop: https://fatmerman.com/product-category/holiday-drop-fishmas-2025/

12/01/2025

Fat Merman Designs is LIVE and this is only the first splash.
Five designs today. Tons more dropping every week.
Snarky tees, bold hoodies, and mugs that absolutely should not be shown to HR.

Black Friday discount through 12/5.
Dive in and find your new favorite piece of chaos.

👉 fatmerman.com
🧜‍♂️🔥🌊

12/01/2025

FAT MERMAN DESIGNS IS LIVE!

And what you’re about to see is just a tiny taste.
A teaser.
The opening wave before the real storm hits.

The shop is officially open and I’m dropping new designs every single week.

Funny tees, chaotic hoodies, and mugs that probably shouldn’t be allowed in polite society.

Here’s the first little sample:
• Blow Me
• Morning Wood
• Send Noods
• Big Fin Energy
• Prawn Star

This is not the full collection. Not even close.
Just the first five that swam to the surface.

Black Friday discount is live through 12/5.
Come take a peek and see why the Fat Merman is already making waves.

👉 https://fatmerman.com

11/29/2025

Fat Merman Designs is LIVE.
After months of building, breaking, rebuilding, swearing, caffeinating, and making shirts absolutely no one asked for… the store has finally surfaced.

Bold graphics.
Salty humor.
Underwater chaos.
Clothing That Scales.

If you like weird sh..stuff, ocean energy, merfolk mischief, or shirts that make strangers go “wait, what?” — welcome home.

Dive in: https://fatmerman.com 🌊🧜‍♂️

11/27/2025

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU BEAUTIFUL SEA CREATURES!
Your favorite ginger merman has been grinding underwater all holiday long — and FMD goes LIVE in less than 24 hours!

Slide your fins over to FatMerman.com and hop on the mailing list. Your very first email = our grand opening discount code.

New designs dropping almost daily until I run out… or until my fins start cramping from tooooo much typing and waaayy too much caffeine.
Let’s do this. 🧜‍♂️🔥