08/11/2026
Me: Lightly bribing my baby chicks with pet biscuits so they peacefully exit the coop before the Borant Corporation activates the floor.
My chicks: Zero survival instinct, maximum desire for snacks.
If Miriam Dom could keep her chaotic goats moving through the dungeon, I can get these feathery little crawlers out into the yard. Just please, no ear-piercing screams, okay?