Pick Your Poison Tees

Pick Your Poison Tees 🖤 Bold. Snarky. A little twisted.
✨ At Pick Your Poison Tees, every shirt is a whole mood. Sarcasm, dark humor, or unapologetic attitude. Hand-pressed. Unfiltered.

Made to order. Designed to raise eyebrows + spark laughs.
👉 Wear your attitude. Pick Your Poison. Made for Moms, Misfits & Middle Fingers. Wear your mood. Wandering Owl Tees are Confident. Occasionally chaotic. Always comfy!

FINALLY. Our time has come. 🕷️🖤We’ve spent the rest of the year being strange and unusual.Now it’s September and suddenl...
09/03/2026

FINALLY. Our time has come. 🕷️🖤

We’ve spent the rest of the year being strange and unusual.
Now it’s September and suddenly we’re ✨festive.✨

The skeletons can come out. The pumpkins can multiply. The spooky tees are completely justified. And nobody gets to question why there’s a black cat staring at you from a shelf.

We don’t make the rules. It’s spooky season. 🎃

September reminder: appreciate the little things. 🖤A good nap.A quiet house.Plans getting canceled.Nobody needing anythi...
09/01/2026

September reminder: appreciate the little things. 🖤

A good nap.
A quiet house.
Plans getting canceled.
Nobody needing anything from you for five whole minutes.

It’s the little things, really. 😂

THE BER MONTHS START TOMORROW. 🍂🖤September. October. November. December.The superior months have entered the chat. ✨Brin...
08/31/2026

THE BER MONTHS START TOMORROW. 🍂🖤

September. October. November. December.
The superior months have entered the chat. ✨

Bring on the cooler weather, spooky s**t, pumpkins everywhere, oversized tees, questionable amounts of coffee, Halloween everything, and eventually a little holiday chaos. 🎃☕️

We’ve been pretending it was fall for weeks anyway, so honestly… tomorrow just makes it official.
Who else has been waiting for this?! 🙋‍♀️

Sunday reminder: embrace the weird. 🔮✨Some of us were simply not put on this earth to be normal.We were put here to buy ...
08/30/2026

Sunday reminder: embrace the weird. 🔮✨
Some of us were simply not put on this earth to be normal.

We were put here to buy too many plants, collect strange little things, talk to our pets like coworkers, wear questionable graphic tees, and occasionally disappear into the woods.

It’s not a phase.
It’s not a choice.
It is the curse we must carry. 🖤😂

Happy Sunday, fellow weirdos.

A little Saturday reminder for our boutique owners: **when you shop small, you’re helping another small business keep do...
08/29/2026

A little Saturday reminder for our boutique owners: **when you shop small, you’re helping another small business keep doing what they love.** 🖤

Small businesses supporting small businesses is one of our favorite parts of wholesale.

You fill your racks. We get to keep making weird little shirts. Everybody wins. 😂

IT’S FRIDAY! WE “WORK.” 😂One of the perks of owning a small business is getting to make your own schedule.Which is super...
08/29/2026

IT’S FRIDAY! WE “WORK.” 😂

One of the perks of owning a small business is getting to make your own schedule.
Which is super convenient because apparently our schedule is:

Monday: work
Tuesday: work
Wednesday: work
Thursday: work
Friday: ✨“work”✨
Saturday: somehow still working
Sunday: “I’m just gonna do one quick thing…”

We may joke about it, but behind every cute tee, packed order, email, post, and new design is a whole lot of actual WORK. 🖤

But hey… at least on Friday we can pretend. 😂

The signs are starting to appear… 🐈‍⬛🎃The black cat has assumed his position.The pumpkins are coming out.And the spooky ...
08/27/2026

The signs are starting to appear… 🐈‍⬛🎃

The black cat has assumed his position.
The pumpkins are coming out.
And the spooky energy is slowly creeping in. 👀

We know it’s still August, but around here Halloween doesn’t wait until October. 🖤
Consider this your official warning: spooky season at Pick Your Poison is coming.
And we have things to show you. 🔮✨

🐾 HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY 🐾Apparently running a small business wasn’t chaotic enough, so between the three of us we also ...
08/26/2026

🐾 HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY 🐾
Apparently running a small business wasn’t chaotic enough, so between the three of us we also have an entire canine workforce. 😂

Our current staff includes:
2 Frenchies
1 Great Pyrenees
1 Australian Cattle Dog
1 Chiweenie
1 Cocker Spaniel
2 Bully mutts

That’s 8 dogs between three households. 💀
They contribute absolutely nothing to production, regularly interrupt the workday, and still somehow believe they’re management.
Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Give your four-legged coworker an extra treat from us today and post their pics below! 🖤🐾

✨ Tuesday Affirmation ✨Main character energy.Supporting character budget.Plot currently questionable. 😂But we’re lightin...
08/25/2026

✨ Tuesday Affirmation ✨

Main character energy.
Supporting character budget.
Plot currently questionable. 😂

But we’re lighting the candle, drinking the coffee, wearing the cute shirt, and pretending this season of life was written for character development. 🖤

Romanticize the chaos, babes.

Monday’s looking a little… colorful. 🌈😂Before the designs, before the pressing, before the pretty finished stacks… there...
08/24/2026

Monday’s looking a little… colorful. 🌈😂

Before the designs, before the pressing, before the pretty finished stacks… there’s this.

Piles and piles of tees getting sorted and prepped for bleaching. 🫠

Every one of these babies is about to get its own little makeover, because around here we like our shirts with a little personality. 🖤

Now excuse us while we turn this chaos into something cute. ✨

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