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🖤 Bold. Snarky. A little twisted.
✨ At Pick Your Poison Tees, every shirt is a whole mood. Sarcasm, dark humor, or unapologetic attitude. Hand-pressed. Unfiltered.
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Made to order. Designed to raise eyebrows + spark laughs.
👉 Wear your attitude. Pick Your Poison. Made for Moms, Misfits & Middle Fingers. Wear your mood. Wandering Owl Tees are Confident. Occasionally chaotic. Always comfy!

11/03/2026

💀🌼 Halloween may be over, but the skeletons aren't going anywhere just yet!

Today we're celebrating Día de los Mu***os! 🧡🕯️

A beautiful tradition filled with colorful decorations, marigolds, candles, and memories of loved ones who are no longer with us.

One of the coolest things about this time of year is how differently it's celebrated depending on where you live!

🌼 Do you celebrate Día de los Mu***os?
💀 Is it a big celebration in your area, or something you don't see much of?
🕯️ Do you have any special traditions for remembering loved ones?

We're curious how our little corner of the spooky universe celebrates across the country! 🖤

Drop your state and tell us what this time of year looks like where you are! 👇

***os ***os

11/01/2026

🎃🖤 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, WITCHES! 👻✨

The wait is OVER! Our favorite day of the year has officially arrived, and we've got just one thing to say...

TREAT YO' BAD SELF! 💅🍬

Eat the candy. Wear the spooky outfit. Embrace your inner weirdo. And for the love of all things witchy, don't let anyone dull your magic! 🔮💜

Whether you're out causing a little chaos or curled up watching scary movies, we hope your Halloween is full of tricks, treats, and just the right amount of trouble. 😈

🖤 QUESTION OF THE NIGHT: What's everyone up to tonight? Trick-or-treating, partying, or staying home with the lights off pretending you're not there? 😂👇

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨

10/29/2026

🐈‍⬛🎃 2 DAYS 'TIL HALLOWEEN! 💀🖤

BOOP! 🐾👻

It's officially TWO days until Halloween, and we're celebrating National Cat Day the only way we know how... with a little spooky sass! 🖤

Black cats, skeleton hands, and unsolicited nose boops? Sounds like our kind of Halloween! 😂🐈‍⬛

And can we just say... black cats deserve ALL the love, not the superstitions! 🖤✨

🐾 QUESTION OF THE DAY: Are you a proud member of the black cat club, or does another little furry menace rule your house? Drop their names (and pictures!) below! We want to meet your tiny overlords! 😂👇

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨

10/28/2026

🎃🧡 3 DAYS 'TIL HALLOWEEN! 👻✨

Orange you glad it's almost Halloween?! 😂🎃

We're officially THREE days away from our favorite spooky holiday, and today's tee is bringing a little flower power to the pumpkin patch! 🌼🧡

Who says jack-o'-lanterns can't be pretty?! A little floral, a little spooky, and a whole lot of Halloween magic. 🖤

🎃 QUESTION OF THE DAY: Are you carving your pumpkins into spooky masterpieces or keeping things cute and simple this year? 👀👇

The countdown is ON, witches! 🧙‍♀️

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨

10/27/2026

💜🐦‍⬛ 4 DAYS 'TIL HALLOWEEN! 🎃🖤

Witch, please. We're practically at Halloween! 🧙‍♀️✨

Today's spooky spotlight is giving us all the dark, witchy vibes with a little floral magic! 🌸💀

A raven in a witch hat, perched on a skull, surrounded by flowers? Yeah, that's pretty much our entire personality at this point. 😂🖤

Because who says spooky can't be pretty?!

🔮 QUESTION OF THE DAY: Are you more of a pink and purple witchy aesthetic or a classic black and orange Halloween ghoul? 👀👇

Only FOUR more days until the witching hour! 🦇

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨

10/26/2026

🖤🔮 5 DAYS 'TIL HALLOWEEN! 🎃✨

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble... we've got FIVE days left to cause some trouble! 😈🫧

Today's spooky spotlight is serving up a whole lot of CUTE with a side of CAULDRON! 💜

Who knew a bubbling pot of witchy goodness could be this freaking adorable?! 🥹🖤

A little magic, a little mischief, and just enough spooky to keep things interesting. Because not everything Halloween has to be terrifying! 👻

🧙‍♀️ QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you could brew ONE magical potion, what would it do? Unlimited money? Instant cleaning? Make people disappear? 😂👇

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨

10/25/2026

🩷🧟‍♂️ 6 DAYS 'TIL HALLOWEEN! 🎃💀

It's ALIVE... and it's FABULOUS! 💅😂

Who says monsters can't have a little personality?! Our favorite green guy is serving spooky season with a side of sass and a bubblegum attitude. 🫧🖤

Because even Frankenstein's monster deserves a little fun before Halloween!

🩷 QUESTION OF THE DAY: Are you team classic creepy monsters or team spooky with a little sass? 👻👇

Only 6 more days until the tricks, treats, and questionable decisions begin! 🍬🦇

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨

10/24/2026

🖤🐦‍⬛ 7 DAYS 'TIL HALLOWEEN! 🎃💀

Quoth the raven, "Nevermore"... but we're over here screaming MORE HALLOWEEN! 😂🖤

Only ONE WEEK left until our favorite spooky holiday, and we're channeling our inner Edgar Allan Poe with today's hauntingly good tee! 🐦‍⬛✨

A little gothic, a little literary, and just the right amount of spooky. Because some of us prefer our Halloween with a side of dark academia. 📖🕯️

🖤 QUESTION OF THE DAY: Are you a classic gothic Halloween lover or more of a cute ghosts and pumpkins kind of ghoul? 👻👇

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨

10/23/2026

👻🎃 8 DAYS 'TIL HALLOWEEN, BOO CREW! 🖤✨

We're getting closer to the most wonderfully spooky day of the year, and we are SO here for it! 💀

Today's spooky spotlight is bringing all the BOO-tiful vibes! 👻🌈

A little spooky, a little colorful, and a whole lot of adorable. Because who said Halloween has to be all dark and creepy?! 🧡

👻 QUESTION OF THE DAY: Are you team cute and spooky or team creepy and terrifying? We need to know! 😂👇

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨

10/22/2026

🧙‍♀️🎃 9 DAYS 'TIL HALLOWEEN, WITCHES! 🖤✨

The countdown continues, and we're officially entering our final witchy era of October. 🔮

Black cats, bubbling cauldrons, a little hocus pocus, and absolutely ZERO plans to act normal until November. 💀😂

Today's spooky spotlight goes to THE WITCH because a little magic, a little mischief, and a whole lot of attitude is exactly how we like it. 🖤

✨ Tell us: Are you the good witch, the bad witch, or the witch who's just here for the boos? 🍷👻

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨

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