09/05/2025
🚨 DROP DAY 🚨
The wait is over, people. My T-shirts have officially hit the streets (well… my page, but you get the idea).
✨ Available now — because I know your current wardrobe is crying for help.
✨ Multiple designs — so you can finally stop wearing the same shirt in every photo.
✨ Sizes in stock — but not unlimited, because I’m not Target.
Grab one while you can… or don’t, and regret it later when everyone else looks cooler than you.
💬 Comment/message to snag yours before they’re gone.
✨ HOW TO ORDER (because apparently that’s a question) ✨
Step 1: Message me.
Step 2: Hand over money.
Step 3: Wear shirt. Look cooler.
Adulting Prices
👕 T-Shirt: $20 (cheaper than therapy)
👕 Long Sleeve: $25 (because sleeves are extra fabric, duh)
👕 Sweatshirt: $30 (perfect for ignoring people in public)
👕 Hoodie: $40 (the ultimate “leave me alone” uniform)
Youth Prices
👕 T-Shirt: $15 (kids are small, so is the price)
👕 Long Sleeve: $18 (still more fabric, still more money)
👕 Sweatshirt: $22 (built for “forgot my jacket” season)
👕 Hoodie: $30 (because your kid will “borrow” yours anyway)
➕ Add $5 if you want the back printed too. (Yes, both sides cost more. That’s how shirts work.)
🎨 Designs: Check what’s posted. Have a custom idea? Shoot me a message — if it doesn’t suck, I might make it.
⏱ Turnaround: Usually a week or less, unless I decide to nap.
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