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Texting your kid is like dating someone who isn’t interested in you.Me: I love you, have a great day!My kid: Ok!The shor...
08/06/2026

Texting your kid is like dating someone who isn’t interested in you.

Me: I love you, have a great day!

My kid: Ok!

The shortest text responses somehow say the most. 😂

I’m not sure what parenting stage you’re in, but we are in the stage of being argued with because I said it’s 8:00 and i...
08/06/2026

I’m not sure what parenting stage you’re in, but we are in the stage of being argued with because I said it’s 8:00 and it’s actually 7:57.

Nothing prepares you for raising tiny lawyers who fact-check everything you say. 😂

08/06/2026

60% of what’s in my kids laundry is stuff that fell off the hanger in their closet that they were too lazy to hang back up.

Acting surprised when school calls to say your kid has punched someone, but you know full well you told them to always h...
08/05/2026

Acting surprised when school calls to say your kid has punched someone, but you know full well you told them to always hit back.

Every parent wants peaceful kids… but also kids who stand up for themselves. 😂

08/05/2026

Mom RANT: Can we please stop making
toddler toothpaste fruity?
WE NEED MINT! Sometimes these kids
have adult breath.

Every phone in our house is private and personal… Except for my mom’s. That one’s community property.Apparently “Mom, ca...
08/05/2026

Every phone in our house is private and personal… Except for my mom’s. That one’s community property.

Apparently “Mom, can I borrow your phone?” is the unofficial family motto. 😂

08/05/2026

can we wrap summer up now
i wanna put my hoodie and sweats back on

Raising a toddler is basically just the two of you following each other around, watching each other to potty, and wonder...
08/04/2026

Raising a toddler is basically just the two of you following each other around, watching each other to potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Toddler parenting is equal parts chaos, curiosity, and constant supervision. 😂

08/04/2026

I’m sorry, but gentle parenting is for gentle kids… I got gangstas 😭😂

You think chasing a toddler is exhausting??? Wait till your TEEN starts ghosting you in your own house.One day they’re a...
08/04/2026

You think chasing a toddler is exhausting??? Wait till your TEEN starts ghosting you in your own house.

One day they’re attached to your hip… the next they’re communicating exclusively through one-word answers. 😂

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