ArtTunes

08/28/2026

Hi, Kiddos! What’s Dale up to today?

08/16/2026

08/13/2026

I made some dogs from wood. They will spruce up any house, and they don’t puke on the rug. Apparently they are located in our Edward Hopper section here at Arttunes. Also, I am out of candy, except for milk duds.

08/09/2026

It’s quiet, too quiet at Arttunes. That can only mean one thing, that nothing yet has been turned on. Hope y’all weren’t hoping for something deep.

08/04/2026

Arttunes has all kinds of guitar strings. And the tuner don’t need no batteries. It’s one of them rechargeable sumvitches.

07/27/2026

So sorry, ArtTunes will be closed today, July 27.

07/25/2026

Meet Tammy Dee Luusunall, she manages our sales department on the 6th floor. With her is Kevin Levonbred, the assistant to the substitute manager. Today they are putting the backward clock on sale. The backward clock works like a regular clock, except it works backwards, so you can probably get younger if it’s in your house. Although, I’ve been staring at it for like, two hours and I don’t feel any different. Tammy said I need to put batteries in it. It, she doesn’t know, she won’t even finish a hamburger.

07/14/2026

Kiki and Kevin run our regional sales offices. Kiki runs the eastern half of the U.S.,and Kevin runs the western half. When the Arttunes convention occurred, these two came up with a great idea, they have put the burger master smash burger maker on sale! Kevin got his MBA at Joe’s school of higher lernin’ and Kiki received hers from the Lord. Great work, guys! You make Arttunes what is is today!