Claymore Minds Co

Claymore Minds Co Devise & Conjure We are 'The Unsung Brain Trust'-- Sons of satire, purveyors of parody; painting pretty pictures for the highbrow Low-End-Theorist.

((((($20 tees & tanks are back!)))))  starts TODAY, because this early bird is a 🦃. No code needed, just add any t-shirt...
11/28/2024

((((($20 tees & tanks are back!)))))

starts TODAY, because this early bird is a 🦃. No code needed, just add any t-shirt or tank top to your cart and we’ll do the rest! Also, please be sure to hit ‘Men’s Tops’ on our nav menu on the left for desktop (center-screen on your phone) to see all 100+ graphics in our lineup. We’ve been busy the past several months building and bolstering our arsenal, so expect that number to double in 2025.
Thank you for rocking with us this year, and we sincerely hope you all have a blessed extended weekend with your families, friends, and loved ones, and we’ll see you back for sale-e-brations on the other side! GIVE THANKS!

KAHALAGRAM  🌺🤙
10/12/2024

KAHALAGRAM 🌺🤙

It’s ALOHA FRIDAY THE 13TH, and as always, we’ve marked our ‘Fri-die’ t-shirt down to just $20 from today til next Frida...
09/14/2024

It’s ALOHA FRIDAY THE 13TH, and as always, we’ve marked our ‘Fri-die’ t-shirt down to just $20 from today til next Friday. Killer deals! 🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸

*Rumors of our demise have been greatly exaggerated*Hey, fam! Long time! Please accept my humble apology as the haze fro...
08/17/2024

*Rumors of our demise have been greatly exaggerated*

Hey, fam! Long time! Please accept my humble apology as the haze from that ninja smoke bomb I dropped last month dissipates. I needed a small kine hiatus in order to handle some external bureaucratic obligations, which included securing a partner (and distributor) for a non-Hawai’i clothing label I’ve been building on the side for the past few years. Don’t fret though, will always command the majority of my (admittedly short) attention and remains top priority.
That out of the way, we’re back at you with another installment of ! These two silly and hilarious graphics are now live in the shop. We’ve remained quite busy in our recent downtime and will be steadily releasing new graphics, as well as revamping our website in order to facilitate the ever-growing parade of product. Thanks for sticking around, and I’ll be dusting off the cobwebs from our DM and replying to you all in kind. Much love and aloha on this sexy-ass Friday Hawai’i has laid out for us fortunate folk. Talk soon. Shoots! 🤙

‘Finger Food’ 🌯🍟🍿🍫
05/16/2024

‘Finger Food’ 🌯🍟🍿🍫

Happy Mother’s Day 🌹♥️
05/12/2024

Happy Mother’s Day 🌹♥️

May the shorts bewitch you. 🩳✨
05/09/2024

May the shorts bewitch you. 🩳✨

(((((4/20 FLASH DROP)))))We teamed up with the Hilo Hottie (not to be confused with Hilo Hattie)  for our 420, 2024 drop...
04/21/2024

(((((4/20 FLASH DROP)))))

We teamed up with the Hilo Hottie (not to be confused with Hilo Hattie) for our 420, 2024 drop, and she knocked this graphic/concept out of orbit!
T-shirt goes live at 4:20 HST, so great ready to fill your cart, spark it up, and inhaleeeee. 💨💨💨

*Stay glued to the shop for stickers, totes, and other goods featuring this banger. Also, dropping a ton of new graphics in the coming week. Happy 420!

Heroes in a half shell… honu power! 🐢🐢🐢🐢
04/20/2024

Heroes in a half shell… honu power! 🐢🐢🐢🐢

Happy Eclipse!🌑🌞
04/09/2024

Happy Eclipse!🌑🌞

One of the questions we get asked most frequently is if we offer kids styles and sizes. Some of our graphics kind of tee...
04/06/2024

One of the questions we get asked most frequently is if we offer kids styles and sizes. Some of our graphics kind of teeter on the rated PG-13/R fence (‘Putin Sai’, ‘Miso Honi’, ‘Fook Yuen Yamada’, etc.), so we’re usually apprehensive about opening our existing catalog to innocent minds lol. Good news is we’ve been hard at work bolstering our keiki-friendly content in preparation for our new kid’s category on the site.

‘Myld Stallyns’ 🎸🎸
04/02/2024

‘Myld Stallyns’ 🎸🎸

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Honolulu, HI
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