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This week is World Bee Day, and it's almost Pride season, so this shirt makes the perfect SHIRT OF THE WEEK!At Swanky Un...
05/18/2026

This week is World Bee Day, and it's almost Pride season, so this shirt makes the perfect SHIRT OF THE WEEK!

At Swanky Unicorn, we believe in flying your flag—and your wings—with pride. 🐝🌈💗💙 The "Bee Proud" shirt is your bold, buzzy reminder to stay true to yourself and support your hive. Featuring an adorable bee with rainbow and transgender flag wings, this shirt is a sweet and sassy blend of q***r joy, allyship, and unapologetic self-expression.

Whether you’re LGBTQ+, an ally, or just love bees with a purpose, this tee lets you spread love and pollen wherever you go. Designed with our signature Swanky Unicorn attitude—cheeky, inclusive, and loud in all the right ways.

Get 20% off this week only at:
Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/bee-proud-womens-t-shirt
Men's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/copy-of-2-color-name-unis*x-t-shirt


SHIRT OF THE WEEK!Therapy? Pricey. Wine? Poured.Say goodbye to emotional suppression and hello to Cabernet confessions w...
05/12/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!
Therapy? Pricey. Wine? Poured.
Say goodbye to emotional suppression and hello to Cabernet confessions with this delightfully clever “Wine Because It’s Not Good To Keep Things Bottled Up” tee. Designed for those who believe in opening both bottles and hearts, this shirt brings vintage wisdom and sarcastic charm in one perfect pour.

Whether you're venting over vino with friends, spiraling stylishly at brunch, or just casually bottling up your feelings (in Shiraz), this Swanky Unicorn original is your new favorite expression of self-care.

Get 20% off this week only at:
Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/wine-because-its-not-good-to-keep-things-bottled-up-womens-t-shirt
Men's/Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/wine-because-its-not-good-to-keep-things-bottled-up-unis*x-t-shirt


Celebrate the woman who gave you everything with our heartfelt Mother's Day collection featuring designs that range from...
05/10/2026

Celebrate the woman who gave you everything with our heartfelt Mother's Day collection featuring designs that range from sweet sentiments to hilariously honest tributes to motherhood's beautiful chaos. Each shirt in this special edition line captures what makes moms extraordinary—their strength, their humor, their unconditional love, and their ability to survive on coffee and determination alone. Perfect for gifting or for moms to wear proudly themselves, these comfortable tees honor the hardest job in the world with the recognition, laughter, and appreciation it truly deserves.

Find the entire collection here: https://swankyunicorn.com/collections/mothers-day

May the Fourth be with you in style with our epic Star Wars Day collection featuring designs that span the entire galaxy...
05/04/2026

May the Fourth be with you in style with our epic Star Wars Day collection featuring designs that span the entire galaxy from classic trilogy nostalgia to modern saga favorites. Each shirt celebrates the legendary saga that's captivated generations, making them perfect for marathons, themed parties, or simply declaring your allegiance to the light or dark side on this most sacred of geek holidays. Whether you're a Jedi, Sith, smuggler, or droid enthusiast, these premium tees let you honor the force while looking absolutely out-of-this-world.

Find the entire collection here: https://swankyunicorn.com/collections/star-wars


SHIRT OF THE WEEK!Join the Empire's eco-friendly initiative with our unexpectedly wholesome shirt featuring Darth Vader ...
05/04/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!
Join the Empire's eco-friendly initiative with our unexpectedly wholesome shirt featuring Darth Vader and his stormtrooper squad pedaling past the Death Star on their daily commute. This brilliantly absurd design transforms the galaxy's most menacing villains into casual cyclists, creating the perfect blend of pop culture nostalgia and laugh-out-loud humor that'll have fellow fans doing double-takes. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to be your new favorite conversation starter at comic cons, bike rides, or anywhere nerds and cyclists collide.

Get 20% off this week only at:
Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/star-bikers-scifi-womens-t-shirt
Men's/Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/star-bikers-scifi-mens-t-shirt

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!Unlock your inner strength with our "Be Your Own Hero" tee, where every person has the power to write ...
04/28/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!
Unlock your inner strength with our "Be Your Own Hero" tee, where every person has the power to write their own origin story. This bold design features a confident figure draped in a cape, reminding you that heroic moments aren't just for comic books – they happen every time you choose to stand tall in your own truth. Perfect for anyone who knows that real superpowers come from within, this shirt is your daily reminder that you've always been the hero of your story.

Get 20% off this week only at:
Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/be-your-own-hero-womens-boyfriend-tee
Men's/Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/be-your-own-hero-mens-t-shirt



It's World Burlesque Day!Celebrate the art of tease and theatrical glamour with our World Burlesque Day collection that ...
04/26/2026

It's World Burlesque Day!
Celebrate the art of tease and theatrical glamour with our World Burlesque Day collection that honors the performers who've turned seduction into a sophisticated art form. Each design in this limited-edition line captures the vintage elegance, bold confidence, and playful sensuality that defines burlesque culture, making them perfect for performers, fans, and anyone who appreciates the power of a well-executed reveal. Whether you're on stage or in the audience, these premium tees let you embrace the burlesque spirit of body positivity, creative expression, and unapologetic celebration of femininity and showmanship.

Find the entire collection here: https://swankyunicorn.com/collections/aposcp7

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!Join the Flat Earth Society with our sarcastic t-shirt that boldly declares your allegiance. With a to...
04/21/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!
Join the Flat Earth Society with our sarcastic t-shirt that boldly declares your allegiance. With a touch of humor, this shirt is perfect for those who appreciate irony and enjoy poking fun at conspiracy theories. Wear it proudly and watch as it sparks conversations and raises eyebrows. Our Flat Earth Society t-shirt is a playful way to embrace the absurdity and showcase your witty sense of humor.

Get 20% off this week only at:
Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/flat-earth-society-womens-boyfriend-tee
Men's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/flat-earth-society-mens-t-shirt

Awkward? Adorable? Totally you. The "This Is My Flirting T-Shirt" is perfect for wallflowers who let their humor do the ...
04/16/2026

Awkward? Adorable? Totally you.
The "This Is My Flirting T-Shirt" is perfect for wallflowers who let their humor do the talking. This tee is your wingman, breaking the ice with its charm and making sure everyone knows you're putting yourself out there—one subtle wink at a time. Whether you're mastering the art of flirtation or just embracing the hilariously awkward moments, this shirt keeps things fun, lighthearted, and effortlessly you. Wear it proudly and let the laughs (and maybe the numbers) roll in!

Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/this-is-my-flirting-t-shirt-womens-t-shirt
Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/this-is-my-flirting-t-shirt-unis*x-t-shirt
Baseball Cap: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/this-is-my-flirting-hat-baseball-cap

SHIRT OF THE WEEK:Embrace the vibrant spirit of open-minded connections with our 'Plays Well With Others' collection, ad...
04/06/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK:
Embrace the vibrant spirit of open-minded connections with our 'Plays Well With Others' collection, adorned with a whimsical unicorn. This playful design is a lighthearted nod to a liberated lifestyle. Wear it with pride and celebrate the magic of harmonious connections and the joy of being part of a spirited community. 🦄✨

Get 20% off this week only at:
Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/plays-well-with-others-unicorn-lifestyle-swinger-womens-t-shirt
Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/plays-well-with-others-unicorn-unis*x-t-shirt
Baseball Cap: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/plays-well-with-others-unicorn-baseball-cap
Distressed Cap: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/plays-well-with-others-unicorn-even-more-distressed-cap

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