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10/12/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!
Step into luxury autumn nights with our stunning "Pumpkin Spice After Dark" tee featuring a glamorous, bejeweled pumpkin sipping its own enchanted latte under a golden crescent moon. This exquisitely detailed design brings together ornate elegance, witchy mystique, and cozy fall vibes, creating the ultimate statement piece for anyone who believes pumpkin spice season deserves a sophisticated after-hours celebration. Perfect for Halloween parties, autumn gatherings, or anyone who wants to elevate their fall obsession with a touch of dark glamour and magical flair, this premium shirt transforms seasonal spirit into wearable art.

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Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/pumpkin-spice-after-dark-womens-t-shirt
Men's/Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/pumpkin-spice-after-dark-unis*x-t-shirt

10/06/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!
Embrace your inner villain with our delightfully dark "It's Time to Do Evil" tee featuring a menacing raven that's ready to cause some gloriously harmless chaos. This witty design is perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor, gothic aesthetic, or who just appreciates a good villain moment without the actual consequences. Whether you're a fantasy fan, goth enthusiast, or someone who believes mischief is the best medicine, this comfortable shirt lets you declare your beautifully wicked intentions while looking absolutely sinister and stylish.

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Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/its-time-to-do-evil-womens-t-shirt
Men's/Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/its-time-to-do-evil-mens-t-shirt

09/29/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!
Keep it real with our brutally honest "Coffee, Because Anger Management is Too Expensive" tee that speaks to everyone who's discovered caffeine as their most affordable therapy option. This relatable design captures the truth that a strong cup of coffee is often the most cost-effective way to manage your mood, frustration, and general irritability before 9 a.m. Whether you're a morning grouch, workplace warrior, or someone who simply can't function without their daily brew, this comfortable shirt lets the world know that your sanity runs on espresso and sheer willpower.

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Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/coffee-because-anger-management-is-too-expensive-coffee-womens-t-shirt
Men's/Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/coffee-because-anger-management-is-too-expensive-coffee-mens-t-shirt

09/08/2026

COLLECTION OF THE WEEK!
Get your crew together with our fun "Enjoy Group Play" collection featuring shirts, hats, and can koozies that celebrate the joy of hanging out, gaming, and making memories with friends. Whether you're tailgating, hosting game nights, hitting the beach, or just enjoying quality time with your squad, this versatile collection keeps you comfortable and coordinated from sunrise to sunset. Perfect for groups who love to have fun together, these premium pieces let everyone know you're all about bringing people together for good times and good vibes.

Get 20% off of the entire collection this week only at:
Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/enjoy-group-play-womens-t-shirt
Men's/Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/enjoy-group-play-unis*x-t-shirt
Baseball Cap: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/enjoy-group-play-baseball-cap
Can Koozie: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/enjoy-group-play-can-koozie
Slim Can Koozie: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/enjoy-group-play-slim-can-koozie

08/31/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK
In honor of National Beach Day, this week's shirt of the week helps us escape to paradise with our breezy "Beach Please" tee that screams vacation vibes. This playful design is perfect for beach lovers, tropical dreamers, and anyone who believes life is better with sand between their toes and a cold drink in hand. Whether you're heading to the shore, planning your next getaway, or just want to wear your beach obsession year-round, this comfortable shirt captures the carefree spirit of endless summer and island living.

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Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/beach-please-womens-boyfriend-tee
Men's/Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/beach-please-mens-t-shirt

08/28/2026

NATIONAL BOW TIE DAY
Show off your stylish side with this charming t-shirt featuring a red bow tie and the iconic phrase, "Bow ties are cool" (IYKYK). Perfect for those who believe in adding a touch of class to any outfit, this tee lets you wear your love for bow ties with pride. Embrace the cool factor—because some classics never go out of style!

Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/bow-ties-are-cool-womens-t-shirt
Men's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/bow-ties-are-cool-unis*x-t-shirt

08/24/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!
Take your sense of humor to the next level with this laugh-out-loud "Burgers, Dancing & Salsa Music" tee! Whether you’re throwing a legendary party or just explaining a hilariously misunderstood acronym, this shirt keeps the good vibes grilling. Perfect for anyone who loves clever wordplay and unforgettable dinner conversations, it's a surefire way to spice up your wardrobe. Wear it proudly and watch the chuckles roll in!

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Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/burgers-dancing-salsa-music-womens-t-shirt
Men's/unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/burgers-dancing-salsa-music-unis*x-t-shirt

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08/18/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK!
In honor of National Bacon Lovers Day later this week, our Shirt of the Week is our I Love Bacon collection. Wear your breakfast love on your body with our classic "I heart bacon" hat or tee that speaks to anyone who believes bacon makes everything better, from crispy mornings to late-night cravings. This timeless design celebrates the most beloved breakfast meat with simplicity and style, making it perfect for bacon devotees who don't need fancy words to express their passion. Whether you're a weekend breakfast warrior, dedicated carnivore, or someone who just knows that life is better with bacon on the plate, this design lets your love for this sizzling staple shine through.

Get 20% off this week only on this collection. Find them all here:
Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/i-heart-bacon-bacon-womens-t-shirt-1
Men's/Unis*x: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/i-heart-bacon-bacon-mens-t-shirt-1
Distressed Hat: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/i-love-bacon-even-more-distressed-cap
Dad Cap: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/i-love-bacon-classic-dad-cap

08/12/2026

SHIRT OF THE WEEK
Turn awkward encounters into unforgettable moments with our conversation-starting "When Someone Tells Me I Look Familiar" tee. This shirt delivers the ultimate plot twist that'll have strangers doing a double-take and friends crying with laughter. Perfect for anyone who loves catching people off guard with unexpected humor and isn't afraid to be a little scandalous.

Get 20% off all week here:
Women's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/i-do-porn-womens-boyfriend-tee
Men's: https://swankyunicorn.com/products/i-do-porn-mens-t-shirt

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