08/26/2026
Y'all... I wasn't going to say anything about this Dalton & Sako situation because I have absolutely NO business in these people's business.
But apparently I'm the only person left on Facebook who hasn't made a Dalton post, and according to my timeline, that's exactly why I still have to clock in for work.
Every time I open this app somebody is talking about Dalton. Dalton Aint Worried
Dalton said this.
Sako did that.
Somebody spotted something in a reflection. 🪞
Somebody analyzed a shirt. 👕
Somebody analyzed an emoji. 🫠
And meanwhile Facebook is apparently passing out checks. 🧾
So at this point, this is no longer a gossip post. Right
This is a scientific experiment.
am simply placing the words DALTON & SAKO into the Facebook atmosphere to see if the algorithm comes down from the heavens and blesses this post with 2.7 million views.
🧬🧪👩🏻🔬
If I wake up tomorrow monetized, just know love all of y'all and l will remember you when I'm rich.
Dalton Aint Worried
If this gets 14 likes and one comment from my mama, we never speak of this again.
If you made it this far! RIP Dolly!
