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11/29/2025

I made this a while back while trying to explain to someone how my ADHD “operating system” actually works behind the scenes. It never really translated well into a T-shirt design (way too much detail!), but the meme itself still feels useful… so I figured I’d share it.

If you live with ADHD, you probably know this cycle by heart:

Autopilot → Boredom → Hyperfixation → Overwhelm → Shutdown → Repeat.

This isn’t a moral failing, a lack of discipline, or a personality flaw.
It’s literally the loop our brain defaults to when dopamine, novelty, routine, and pressure all collide.

If this helps you feel seen or understood, feel free to save it or share it with someone who might get it too.
Sometimes just naming the pattern makes it a little easier to navigate.

11/29/2025

Living with ADHD as an adult is a strange mix of chaos, creativity, burnout, brilliance, and trying to convince your own brain to cooperate just long enough to get one meaningful thing done.

Someone messaged me recently asking if ADHD humor “makes fun of people with ADHD.”

I get why that question comes up — especially for those of us who grew up masking, or being told we were lazy or irresponsible when the truth was our brains just don’t follow neurotypical rules.

For me, ADHD humor isn’t about mocking anyone.
It’s about naming the lived experience so it doesn’t sit on us like a shame-weight anymore.

For decades I felt embarrassed about how my motivation worked:
how I could hyperfocus for 12 hours straight on one project…
and then struggle the next day to open an email or start a simple task.

How deadlines magically summon “genius mode,” while the days before look like I’ve done nothing.

Humor has actually helped me understand myself better — and honestly, it’s helped me feel less alone.

It gives me permission to look at my patterns, work with my brain instead of fighting it, and let go of the idea that I’m somehow “broken.”

If you live with ADHD, ASD, RSD, or any other neurospicy flavor…
How do you handle the mix of frustration and resilience that comes with it?

Do ND jokes help you feel seen, or do you feel differently?

I’d genuinely love to hear your experiences.

Martin

11/29/2025

“Veni. Vidi. VYBYE.” is for the neurodivergent souls who Irish-exit parties, ghost group chats, and mentally leave meetings long before their body catches up.

And yes—if you love Monty Python, this one’s an homage to Brave Sir Robin himself. (The back should say “Run away!”… maybe in version 2. 😅)

Tap to see it up close 👇

https://ndtees.com/products/veni-i-came-vidi-i-saw-vybye-i-bravely-ran-away-unisex-t-shirt-4083359

10/09/2025

⚡ WARNING: Today I’m a Hyperfixation Black Hole

🚨 WARNING: Enter at your own risk!
If I start talking about my latest obsession, there’s no escape.
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💫 This neon-charged design is for the days when your brain’s gravity well has other plans.
⚡ Bright, bold, and unapologetically ADHD.
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🌀 Available now at NDTees.com

From NDTees.com - Wear Your Grim Reaper Traded Sleep for Dopamine Kawaii Style T-Shirt Proudly This premium unisex tee is designed with comfort in mind - especially for neurodivergent individuals who may be sensitive to seams, textures, or fabric weight. The Comfort Colors 1717 is known for its soft...

10/09/2025

☕ Traded Sleep for Hyperfocus

👻 Late-night brainstorming? Still awake? Same.
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💀 “Traded Sleep for Hyperfocus” — the perfect shirt for every night owl, creator, coder, or artist who swears they’ll go to bed after just one more idea.
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☕ Fueled by caffeine. Powered by chaos.
🌙 Get it before the next hyperfocus hits → NDTees.com

From NDTees.com - Wear Your WARNING I'm a HYPERFIXATION Black Hole Today T-Shirt Proudly This premium unisex tee is designed with comfort in mind - especially for neurodivergent individuals who may be sensitive to seams, textures, or fabric weight. The Comfort Colors 1717 is known for its soft-washe...

10/09/2025

🩷 I ❤️ My ADHD Me!

💖 New drop alert!
Because sometimes you’ve gotta embrace your chaos and love every distracted, creative, unstoppable part of yourself.
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✨ “I ❤️ My ADHD Me!” — the self-love tee every neurodivergent needs.
🧠 Be proud. Be bold. Be beautifully you.
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👉 Grab yours now at NDTees.com🥰

From NDTees.com - Wear Your I Love My ADHD Me T-Shirt Proudly This premium unisex tee is designed with comfort in mind - especially for neurodivergent individuals who may be sensitive to seams, textures, or fabric weight. The Comfort Colors 1717 is known for its soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric and....

08/28/2025

AD⚡HD
Highway to—wait, is that glitter? ✨

Perfect for those of us who start strong and get… mildly sidetracked.

⚡ Grab your own distraction detour tee at ndtees.com — because shiny things > deadlines. 😅

08/28/2025

MY OFFICIAL ADHD RATING: 🌀 RATED E FOR EASILY DISTRACTED

Because if there’s a fidget spinner nearby… I’m probably not listening. 😅

https://ndtees.com/products/my-official-adhd-rating-rated-e-for-easily-distracted-t-shirt

🎽 Grab yours now at ndtees.com – for the professionally unfocused among us.

08/28/2025

For the neurodivergent adults out there just trying to keep it together… this one’s for you. 😅

💥 I HAVE ADHD. I’M BASICALLY FERAL.

👉 Available now at www.NDTees.com/sale

08/23/2025

New Design Released!

Let Me Write This Down For You!
"DO NOT GIVE ME VERBAL INSTRUCTIONS"
Because Apparently We Both Need It