Perfection & Oddities

07/06/2026

Seven Year Itch, but make it rat
Available now!

06/25/2026

"I'm in love with a stripper, she poppin', she rollin', she rollin'She trippin', she playin', she playin'I'm not goin' nowhere, girl, I'm stayin', I'm in love with a stripper"

Available now!

06/25/2026

How it started... how its going!
Now available for adoption!

06/17/2026

This is Vanessa. She is making her way downtown.

Available for adoption live on site NOON EST 6/18

06/10/2026

If not a Deinonychus, then who is your "In Case of Emergency?"

06/09/2026

Shelly is about as cute as you get. Not only is she huggable with a face that may inspire cute aggression, she has a removable shark hood!

Her life goal is to find a megalodon tooth!

However, she will accept a good ol' fashioned tiger shark tooth in the meantime.

Adopt her today!

06/09/2026

Shelly is about as cute as you get. Not only is she huggable with a face that may inspire cute aggression, she has a removable shark hood!
Her life goal is to find a megalodon tooth!
However, she will accept a good ol' fashioned tiger shark tooth in the meantime.

Adopt her today!

06/01/2026

Hi, there. You are gay now. You’re welcome.

🌈❤️💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈✊

05/12/2026

"The claw is our master. The claw chooses who will go and who will stay"

05/10/2026