Witty & High

08/29/2026

08/16/2026

Honest question: Which tee fits your vibe?

1️⃣ High Forecast - for the chill one
2️⃣ Fried Chicken - for the hungry one
3️⃣ The Grift - for the one doing nothing
4️⃣ His & Her High - for the couple goals
5️⃣ All of the above - for the overachiever

Drop your number. Tag your friends. Shop your faves.

Link in bio to shop the collection 🖤

08/15/2026

We have high standards. They're just not the ones our parents wanted us to have. 🌿😎

Premium tees for premium vibes. Our "High Forecast" and "Pledge tha Blunt" collections are calling your name.

Shop now - link in bio 🔗

08/14/2026

Hi💨🌱

08/14/2026

Friday: "This weekend, I'm going to be productive."
Saturday: *becomes one with the couch*
Sunday: "Who am I kidding?"

Weekend mood = our entire collection.

Get ready for the weekend - link in bio 🌿

08/13/2026

Which one's your energy today?

1️⃣ Caught! - for when you've been caught lacking
2️⃣ Fried Chicken - for when you're thinking with your stomach
3️⃣ High Forecast - for when you're vibing
4️⃣ The Grift - for when you're doing absolutely nothing

Drop your number 👇

08/12/2026

"I'm fine."
*is wearing the same hoodie for the third day, watching YouTube at 3am*

We see you. And we're not judging. We're taking your order.

New drops available - link in bio 🔗