To Valhalla

To Valhalla Filmmaker & storyteller bringing Norse mythology straight from the Eddas — no Marvel, no Hollywood filter.
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Just the real gods, the real stories and the real history. Dive in, learn something ancient and wear the mythology if it speaks to you. 📜⚡👕

07/14/2026

F***g knows the fate of everything. She tells no one. Except Fulla.

The Prose Edda names her among the twelve greatest goddesses in Asgard. Almost nobody knows she exists. 🌾⚡

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07/14/2026

The Icelandic Rune Poem calls Lögr eddying stream and land of the fish. The Norse understood what water already knows. 🌊⚡

07/12/2026

Fenrir swallows Odin. Jörmungandr kills Thor. The Völuspá records both. Two children of the same father. Which was more dangerous? 🐺🐍⚡

07/09/2026

Loki fathered the Midgard Serpent, Fenrir and Hel. He also gave birth to Odin's horse. The Prose Edda names eight of his children. He is the most consequential parent in Norse mythology. 🔥⚡

07/08/2026

The Hávamál doesn't tell you to be fearless. It tells you to act anyway. The Norse understood the difference. So did their gods. 🌊⚡

07/07/2026

From Odin's ravens to the boar of Valhalla — 12 sacred animals of Norse mythology sourced directly from the Prose and Poetic Eddas. Swipe to see them all. 🐺🪶⚡

07/06/2026

Odin sacrificed his eye for wisdom and was still second to Mimir. The Prose Edda is explicit. Who actually knew more — the student or the source? 🪶⚡

07/04/2026

Thor didn't ride a horse. He rode a chariot pulled by two goats named Teeth Grinder and Teeth Barer. Every night he killed them for dinner. Every morning Mjolnir brought them back.

The Prose Edda recorded this without a single word of explanation. 🐐⚡

07/01/2026

The Icelandic Rune Poem calls Ýr a bent bow and brittle iron. The Norse knew the most dangerous moment is the silence before release. Fenrir is still bound. 🐺⚡

06/27/2026

Odin had over 200 names in the Norse sources. The Prose Edda records them across multiple texts.

The Norse didn't give their most powerful god one identity — they gave him an infinite one. 🪶⚡

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