Nettybell

07/17/2026

Things in Nettybell's Head.

BBQ

Cold Puck- Man, it's so hot here. I'm from Alaska—I feel like I'm going to fry, burn, and die.

​D**g in One- You'll get used to it. Besides, wait 20 minutes, we might get clouds or rain from the sky.

​Cold Puck- I see your neighbor BBQing and it smells good!

​D**g in One- I don't want any.

​Cold Puck- Why?

​D**g in One- He loaded the grill with burgers.

​Cold Puck- What's wrong with that?

​D**g in One- Man, he didn't use charcoal or wood....

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07/15/2026

Things in Nettybell's Head

Earth said to the sun:

​"Listen, whatever you're mad about, don't take it out on us. If you and the moon are beefing—yeah, yeah, we know. All those stars up there, and you think they don't talk? Y'all been discussed.
​So patch that up, because we're burning up! Y'all up high and got it made. The sooner you get it together, you can throw us some shade."

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Ding D**g

07/09/2026

Welcome to Nettybell's world. My do not disturbed sign is on. Please don't try and wake me. I don't want to hear hollering and screaming, then i'll have to yell louder to get them off of you, Ding D**g.

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07/05/2026

Thing in Nettybell's head.

Microwave

Microwave- Just look at you, why don't they come to you? Everytime I turn around, here they come always in and out. 1,2,3 minutes then gone.

Toaster Oven- That's because I have class. I've told you about that. You refuse to listen. That's why things are going wrong.

Microwave- What do you mean how things are going and you have class? What's up with the words coming out of your mouth all strong.

Toaster Oven- I'll tell you hot mama. When they come to you, they're in and out. When it comes to me, they stick around. Those 1,2,3 minutes with you, then they're gone. With me baby, 1,2,3 minutes is to get me hot after I've been turned on. When they come to me, they hang around. Checking on me, adjusting my temperature making sure I'm straight. Hell, I don't just do one thing, I cook, broil and bake.

So next time you want to come with all that sass. Just remember baby, you'll never be a toaster oven, you're too damn fast.

Ding D**g

06/29/2026

"Sometimes, the most important messages are written by hand in the quiet of the morning. ✍️✨ A glimpse into the spirit behind the Reddy Bell collection. Can you read it? Let me know your thoughts in the comments."

06/25/2026

Nettys ink- The Night Seducer

​It’s nearly nightfall, baby, and I’m here.
It’s Netty’s Ink—there’s nothing left to fear.
Don’t try to run, just heed the call;
Stay with me, and we’ll have a ball.
​No use in hiding, no use in the chase,
I’m Netty’s Ink, and I’m setting the pace.
You know my nature, you know the truth:
It’s what I do... I seduce.

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Ding D**g

06/22/2026

06/22/2026

Things in Nettybell's Head.

I missed a spot.

One day the pool was soaking up the sun while the creepy crawler was fast at work.

Pool- I love soaking up rays, creepy crawler making waves. Going around just cleaning me.

Creepy crawler- Somebody has to do it. Your lazy ass lying there, who wants to deal with algae?

Pool- Make sure you scrub the steps; I don't want to be slippery.

Creepy Crawler- I'm tired of you barking out orders. It's bad enough I work this hard for free.

Pool- Your job is to keep me clean, so I can look blue like the sea.

Creepy crawler- That's it, I'm breaking down. And I didn't clean around your drain, now you look real nasty.

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Ding D**g

06/16/2026

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