Toxic Femme

10/13/2026

they were for it and i was against it. or i was for it and they were against it... honestly I'm not 100% sure, I've been taking quite a bit of TYLENOL® lately

10/13/2026

𝗕𝟬𝟬𝗕 supporting OBEDIENT and DWELLING UNIT along with a solo performance by fancy from MWAA at the Grays Warehouse Courtyard on Thursday evening. DM somebody for the address.

10/11/2026

BDN for HC. Sirianni out, and Foles can figure out what to do with Mannion. 🦅

10/10/2026

Michael is still searching for his forever home! See my pinned post for details. Email or DM to meet Michael (email is better, I often miss DMs)

10/07/2026

This is Michael and he's looking for his new forever home. We suspect he's about 4-5 months old. He showed up on our block just before that nor'easter we had a little while ago. We knew we couldn't leave this adorable little guy outside all alone to brave the elements, so we took him in. He's super chill, dog-friendly and litter box trained (zero accidents outside the litterbox 🏆!).

Unfortunately we've discovered that we are allergic to Michael, so we're fostering him until we can find him his own digs. We'll take care of him for as long as it takes, and we won't surrender him to a shelter no matter what. But we think he'll thrive in a home where he doesn't make people sneezy and itchy.

DM or email if you'd like to meet and potentially adopt Michael. We live in Philly but we'd be happy to drive within reason to find the right home for him. At this point he is not yet neutered, but we plan to take care of this as soon as a PSPCA or PAWS appointment opens up.

10/06/2026

10/04/2026

i heard jalen HATES lincoln the bald eagle

09/29/2026

Photo of the independent NFL neurologist on his way back to the medical tent to clear Jalen Hurts.

No injury, so no timeout, but by all means let's burn 10 seconds of playclock waiting for this guy to haul his ancient ass back to the blue tent.

09/25/2026

I'm still learning.