Cutler Bay Embroidery

04/10/2023

Ppl suck.

"So I’m driving down the road this morning and the cars in front of me are driving over a black thing in the road. It’s going between their tires so I’m guessing it’s a box. It’s a kitten just sitting upright shaking like a leaf. And some as***le had spread glue on its paws and stuck it to the road. I thought maybe it walked through glue somewhere but after looking at it, that was totally spread into her paws. She was wet and freezing and literally glued to the road. And NO ONE STOPPED. 😳 What the f$&k people??? I slammed on my brakes and stopped all the traffic and put my hazards on and got out and pealed her off the road. People were honking and all pissy....really??? It’s a kitten glued to the road!! So after a goo gone bath and some food and cream we have a new kitten. Luckiest kitten in the world!"

Source: Chuck Hawley

04/10/2023

For this under 35 who will NEVER own a house, John made an alternative segment that’s hilarious and informative regarding the Chuck E. Cheese origin story. And Steamboat Willie makes an appearance at the end.

07/12/2019

Gonna need a bigger stadium

The event, which drew a crowd of approximately sixty-five thousand people, had been organized by the recently axed Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson.

01/21/2018

My favorite from the ‘70s: keep your rosaries off my ovaries

A year on from Donald Trump's inauguration women have taken to the streets once again, as a follow up to last year's Women's March.