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Since everyone is sharing their “first day of school” photos, here’s mine from the 1st day of First Grade. Let’s break i...
08/31/2026

Since everyone is sharing their “first day of school” photos, here’s mine from the 1st day of First Grade. Let’s break it down:

💀 My head is clearly too big for my body. Thankfully I grew into it.

✂️ Hair is on point though (thanks mom).

🏴‍☠️ The all black + camo combo goes hard.

🎒 Fun fact: I still have this backpack 3.5 decades later.

Happy first day of school everyone. Be kind, avoid drama, and smash all the slices of cafeteria pizza you can get your hands on.

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HELLO IT IS THE WEEKEND AND I AM ONCE AGAIN EATING PIZZA ON A STRANGER’S LAWN NEXT TO AN ABSURDLY LARGE SKELETON!Shout o...
08/30/2026

HELLO IT IS THE WEEKEND AND I AM ONCE AGAIN EATING PIZZA ON A STRANGER’S LAWN NEXT TO AN ABSURDLY LARGE SKELETON!

Shout out to the beaut of a skelly in Bowling Green, OH for being the first giant skelly I’ve seen on my travels that is actively growing a vining plant! This was an absolute whirlwind weekend for me as I brought 3 of the soccer teams I coach down to Ohio for the Bowling Green Fall Challenge tourney. I coached a total of 12 games in a 36 hour span in blistering heat (Saturday) and rain (Sunday). My squads were absolutely on fire this weekend, combining to go 11-1 with two teams taking gold and one team taking silver.

The fine folks of Bowling Green provided me with ample skelly suggestions and pizza opinions, but I was so extremely exhausted when I got to my car tonight that I took the easy route and scooped up a Hot N Ready from Little Caesars (cue the booing and accusations that I’ve sold out and become a corporate shill). I’m sorry BG residents, don’t hate me. I’ll be back this way later this fall and I’ll be sure to atone for my actions by sampling multiple BG pizza locations.

Overall it was a 10/10 banger weekend. Thank you so much to my Warriors SC family for helping me navigate the hectic schedule and always being willing to share the load. You guys rule and I am blessed to have y’all in my life.

See ya next weekend, pizza people!

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It’s almost football season, and you know what that means:🎥 Announcers reminding us 57 million times “there must be INDI...
08/28/2026

It’s almost football season, and you know what that means:

🎥 Announcers reminding us 57 million times “there must be INDISPUTABLE video evidence to overturn the call on the field.”

🏈 Endless arguments about whether a receiver “completed the process of the catch,” ultimately ending in the call going against your team every single time.

💀 Referees awkwardly fiddling with their microphones and addressing the crowd with all the confidence of a middle schooler in Public Speaking class.

🍕 Inevitably, wading through convoluted minutia will finally cause a ref to snap, turn on his mic, and announce:

“UPON FURTHER REVIEW... I NEED PIZZA.”

I’ll get over it someday. BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY 😤
08/27/2026

I’ll get over it someday. BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY 😤

Happy Wednesday from the 3 corpses on my porch!Hang in there pizza people, we’re halfway to the weekend. Put on some Dol...
08/26/2026

Happy Wednesday from the 3 corpses on my porch!

Hang in there pizza people, we’re halfway to the weekend. Put on some Dolly and reminisce, and we’ll be there before you know it.

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Sooooon 🤫
08/25/2026

Sooooon 🤫

HELLO IT IS THE WEEKEND AND I AM ONCE AGAIN EATING PIZZA ON A STRANGER’S LAWN NEXT TO AN ABSURDLY LARGE SKELETON… and A ...
08/24/2026

HELLO IT IS THE WEEKEND AND I AM ONCE AGAIN EATING PIZZA ON A STRANGER’S LAWN NEXT TO AN ABSURDLY LARGE SKELETON… and A MONKEY! And a RACCOON! And a GREAT DANE THAT IS NOT MY GREAT DANE! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

A trip to Grand Haven to coach my first soccer game of the 2026-27 season turned into one of the most memorable adventures of the entire skelly hunt thus far. My Warriors SC 2015 Girls Red team (that’s REIGNING STATE CHAMPS TO YOU, CHIEF 😤) went on a 4-0 romp while playing up an age in their first ever 11v11 game, and the good folks of Grand Haven helped me track down this soccer-themed skelly… who happened to belong to an animal enthusiast and wildlife rehabber named Ashley. We slammed delicious NY-style slices from The Slice Shoppe and Ashley introduced to Minnie the Dane, Preston the monkey, and Rocket the raccoon.

Thank you to Ashley, her kids, and her amazing animals for an unforgettable experience. Now if you’ll excuse me, I am going to go scroll through pictures of me snuggling with Rocket for the rest of my life 🥰

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PIZZA PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET ⚠️ Please join me, my dad, and my two sane brothers in publicly shaming our (clearly insane...
08/22/2026

PIZZA PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET ⚠️ Please join me, my dad, and my two sane brothers in publicly shaming our (clearly insane) brother Jordan who just ordered a PATTY MELT instead of partaking in culinary perfection with the rest of us. I’m so incensed by this abhorrent behavior that I consider our annual Dad & Boys trip permanently and utterly ruined.

We’re off to find a way to leave him stranded on a small island in the Au Sable River so he can’t get out and infect society with the parasitic fungus that is clearly living in his brain and piloting his skin suit into head-on collisions with bad decisions.

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🪦🍕 RIP: Me 🍕🪦(I didn’t die or anything… just really looking forward to Resting In Pizza this weekend)📸: her royal highne...
08/21/2026

🪦🍕 RIP: Me 🍕🪦

(I didn’t die or anything… just really looking forward to Resting In Pizza this weekend)

📸: her royal highness Katy Meininger

My mom sent me this pic from my family birthday celebration last Sunday and there is so much going on that I don’t know ...
08/20/2026

My mom sent me this pic from my family birthday celebration last Sunday and there is so much going on that I don’t know where to start:

1. I’m wearing a sickkk pipe cleaner pizza crown made by my sister in law Maddy… because of course I am.

2. I’m eating ice cream with a fork because let’s be honest, who goes back and forth between utensils while slamming cake and ice cream?

3. Ralphie is transfixed by my ice cream while Frankie is playing it cool for the camera.

4. Collan just destroyed my entire Smash Up game by essentially trapping 4 of my minions on a now-worthless base right as my Zombie-Robot combo was about to swarm it for big points. I am slowly coming to the realization that I am not going to win this game, which is why when you look closely at my “smile”, you can see the pain of someone whose hopes and dreams have just been dashed upon the rocky shoreline. THANKS COLLAN YOU’RE A GREAT BROTHER AND NO OF COURSE I DIDN’T EXPECT SPECIAL TREATMENT ON MY BIRTHDAY 😒

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