WittTee Things

Name: WittTee Things
Address: Milford, KS, 66514, US
Telephone: +15754969503
Price range: $$

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Funny patch hats, custom tees & small-batch gear
Veteran-owned. Garage-built. Dad-approved.
👇 Shop the inside jokes below.

11/04/2026

Bought a printer to save time. Currently spending that time troubleshooting the printer. 😂

When the OMTech Aurora Pro DTF printer works, it works REALLY well. The speed, print quality, and automated process are exactly what we were looking for.

The problem? Getting it to work consistently.

We’re still working with OMTech to get the issues resolved. I genuinely want to love this machine, but we’re not quite there yet.

Not a final review. More of an ongoing relationship with trust issues.

11/04/2026

Reviews Nobody Asked For — This One Gets 5 Stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Nothing quite compares to the disappointment of having your entire evening unexpectedly freed up.

All that preparation to leave the house. Gone.

Now we’re stuck at home, relaxing, watching TV, and doing absolutely nothing productive.

Devastating.

Five stars. Excellent customer service. No complaints.

Just don’t threaten me with a rain check.

11/03/2026

Reviews Nobody Asked For: Speakerphone ☆☆☆☆☆

Nothing builds trust quite like finding out halfway through a private conversation that we’ve had an audience the entire time.

No warning. No consent. Just a surprise conference call and a growing list of people who might be offended.

If something inappropriate was said, that’s on whoever pressed the speakerphone button.

Zero stars. Terrible communication. Even worse privacy policy.

11/02/2026

Reviews Nobody Asked For: Expensive Garbage ☆☆☆☆☆

Every election season, politicians spend ridiculous amounts of money trying to convince us that the other candidate is a bigger idiot than they are.

Meanwhile, we’re paying property taxes, throwing away their junk mail, and using commercial breaks to do literally anything other than watch their ads.

Here’s a campaign promise worth keeping: Leave my mailbox the hell alone.

Negative stars. Terrible advertising. Even worse customer satisfaction.

10/29/2026

Reviews Nobody Asked For: Customer Service ☆☆☆☆☆

Customer service has somehow become an endurance test disguised as technical support.

First, the AI tests your patience. Then a human tests your ability to repeat yourself. Then the warehouse tests how often you’re willing to refresh a tracking page.

All because something that was supposed to work… doesn’t.

Zero stars. At this point, I’d rather just keep the broken s**t.

10/28/2026

Reviews Nobody Asked For: Parking Lots as a Pedestrian ⭐☆☆☆☆

Stop and let me cross? Now I’ve gotta perform a little athletic demonstration to acknowledge the courtesy.

Don’t stop? Well, that’s just rude.

There’s really no winning here. Especially with me.

One star. Terrible experience. The hustle is purely symbolic.

10/27/2026

Wore my VISION shirt to the eye doctor thinking I’d get a laugh out of him.

Took him nearly the entire appointment to notice it.

I’m the one who left with a prescription for glasses.

So I guess the joke backfired. At least one of us can see the humor in it. 👀

10/27/2026

Custom apparel, engraved patches, and DTF transfers—made locally at Witt Tee Things!

We offer:
• Custom laser-engraved leatherette and acrylic patches
• Printed shirts and apparel
• Ready-to-press DTF transfers for those with their own heat press

Need transfers quickly? DTF prints can often be ready the

same day or by the following morning, depending on the artwork and order size. Message us to confirm availability.

Serving Junction City, Fort Riley, Manhattan, and surrounding communities.

Send us a message with the artwork, quantity, and approximate print or patch size for pricing and turnaround.

10/27/2026

Reviews Nobody Asked For: Changing Directions in Public ⭐☆☆☆☆

Made a wrong turn. No big deal.

Except now I have to check my phone, pretend I’ve received new instructions, and casually reverse course like I’m operating under a new set of orders.

All for an audience that probably hasn’t even noticed I’m there.

One star. Unnecessary paperwork for walking.

10/26/2026

Address

Milford, KS
66514

Telephone

+15754969503

Website

http://www.wittteethings.com/

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