Futile Device

10/18/2026

Happy gotcha day to our Pyewacket and happy belated bday to futile device. Youse all rule. Go get some stuff. 271 away from the goal.

10/18/2026

I am currently only 30 medium orders away from breaking my monthly record and being able to pay ALL my bills AND rent AND most of a medical bill.

F**k I love

10/16/2026

I bet these hick as****es have seen rodeo rides that lasted longer than that new/newly gone press secretary.

10/12/2026

Happy national coming out day. We love you.

10/12/2026

Futiledevice.com

10/12/2026

Normally when I switch to this account the entire feed is MAGA bu****it. Boy it it nice to see cats and recipes and cute animal videos and antifascists every time I scroll.

MORE DESTRUCTION OF RUSSIAN BOT FARMS. F**K DONALD TRUMP. F**K OETE HEGSETH. F**K ICE. RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES.

10/09/2026

Y’all I don’t have another one in me. Like, please.

10/07/2026

Adobe is dead.

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10/07/2026

THEY DID IT. THE MADMEN DID IT.