05/28/2026
To the thieves that targeted our shop. We have you on camera. Three of you to be exact. (not related that I know of. Hard to determine but scum is still scum) I have clear and pretty pics of you and absolutely will make you famous. You have a week to call me and make it right. YES, we will prosecute over a 3.95 keychain, pants, and Fifa jersey. If you prefer to roast over a pit for eternity, fine by me, but DO NOT come back to our shop... EVER.