05/18/2026
At this point my mailbox needs therapy from all these political mailers. 😂
Every day it’s:
“IMPORTANT INFORMATION INSIDE”
opens mailbox
Another picture of somebody pointing at the camera like they’re auditioning for a courtroom TV show.
And the texts aren’t any better…
If one more campaign tells me my vote is “critical,” I’m gonna start sending THEM reminders about my extended car warranty.
May 19th can’t get here fast enough so my mailbox and my phone can finally know peace again. 📬📱