05/18/2026
At this point my mailbox needs therapy from all these political mailers. š
Every day itās:
āIMPORTANT INFORMATION INSIDEā
opens mailbox
Another picture of somebody pointing at the camera like theyāre auditioning for a courtroom TV show.
And the texts arenāt any betterā¦
If one more campaign tells me my vote is ācritical,ā Iām gonna start sending THEM reminders about my extended car warranty.
May 19th canāt get here fast enough so my mailbox and my phone can finally know peace again. š¬š±