08/08/2026
Happy Birthday to the guy who somehow knows everyone at the course… and if he doesn’t, give him about 10 minutes.
John’s the type that’ll chirp you for leaving a putt short, buy you a beer after the round, make friends with the group behind us, and somehow end up getting invited on their golf trip too.
Half the stories we tell start with, “Remember when John…”
He’s the loud one, the social one, the guy that’ll talk s**t all day, but he’s also the heartbeat of this whole thing. Give John Whaley a Happy Birthday and let’s see who can bust his balls the best!