Raiders of the Lost Toy Box

Raiders of the Lost Toy Box Hello vintage & modern toy collectors! This is the home page for The Lost Toy Box

10/29/2024

That sour, musky smell that started to mark everything, an unpleasant odor that started to infiltrate our safe spaces… Some of us knew, didn’t we? We knew he didn’t buy the platform as an investment or to make money or to improve the platform. He’s done none of those things and he’s never been happier. He bought it because he was rich enough to buy the world’s biggest social network and turn it into his personal bullhorn.

He “X”’d it out and recreated it in his own image, to support rich elite oligarchs who will in turn give him more power.

As to his intentions, was there ever any doubt? It reeked from the start.

Everything must go saleIf you see anything in the pics just inquire and I’ll quote you a price. Shipping extra, and must...
10/16/2024

Everything must go sale
If you see anything in the pics just inquire and I’ll quote you a price. Shipping extra, and must be able to pay with PayPal. I will be cross-posting this to a couple of groups.

09/11/2024

For those interested in folklore and urban legends: The Haitian immigrants eating dogs and cats in Springfield turns out to be a new online urban legend (and possibly not so new; we can probably hunt down antecedents for it, and like many urban legends of this category it has overtones of racism).

Which, interesting question for folklore scholars to note: Is this the first time a presidential candidate has used an urban legend in a debate? (Not just something made up — he does that all the time — but an actual “friend of a friend” urban legend snatched straight from the Internet?)

SATURDAY THE 13TH….…the return of THE OZ STAGE PUPPETS……..Toys will be sold………..Prizes will be won……………. The vending mac...
07/13/2024

SATURDAY THE 13TH….
…the return of THE OZ STAGE PUPPETS
……..Toys will be sold
………..Prizes will be won
……………. The vending machine handle will be cranked
DON’T MISS IT
8:30 p.m. CST on Creature From the Toy Lagoon

The new house godsThroughout human history pagans and religious practitioners alike have kept house gods, icons, or idol...
04/10/2024

The new house gods

Throughout human history pagans and religious practitioners alike have kept house gods, icons, or idols. Pagans had totems or little carvings of various deities in their house to bring luck, blessings, and to ward off evil spirits. Southwest Native American tribes have Kachina dolls, which represent divine and ancestral spirit beings, although the majority of them are now carved to be sold at tourist stands.

Modern Hindu practitioners have their house shrine with murti — images of various gods — as focus for prayer and devotion. Likewise Christians with their crosses, and Catholic Christians with statues of Mother Mary and other saints.

Having been somewhat immersed in the world of action figure toy collecting the past few years, I have formed a theory that such collectible toys have come to fill that vacated space for many modern collectors. The idea parallels University of Minnesota Professor Dr. Jack Zipes’ thesis that modern superheroes have become a substitute for the mythology of our ancestors — shared cultural stories with one salient difference that, unlike say ancient Greeks with Zeus and Athena and Poseidon, Hercules and Perseus, we do not believe Superman or Spider-Man actually existed. (Although who can say with our great-great-great grandchildren, should our civilization be driven back into a more primitive state?)

Likewise most modern toy collectors don’t rationally believe that their MOTU or Sh**un Warriors will grant blessings or protection, but emotionally it can come close. There is a special feeling of achievement in acquiring certain figures, and they are put in fancy display cases or on almost shrine-like shelves, inhabiting the places once reserved for house gods. Their powers and personalities can impart inspiration. Like old myths and legends, their stories provide shared cultural values and lessons.

Of course these particular action figure artifacts began as toys meant to be played with — modern mass-produced versions of the dolls and stick figures and carved animals and beasties people have long fashioned for their young ones in idle moments. But for the collectors they have entered a new more hallowed niche: prized pieces are not meant to be played with but displayed. To be looked at and admired, but handled with the respect one gives a holy object. This purpose has also shifted with modern toy companies like McFarlane and NECA and even certain lines from traditionally kid-aimed companies like Hasbro, with figures made exclusively for adult collectors (and boxes often marked “For 18 years and Up” or “Not intended as a toy”).

This link to carved house gods can be seen visually in the works of some artists, perhaps unconsciously. Texas based Chance Priest (his real name) carved and sold figures called ZAPIs before launching his own independent action figure and comic book line Warriors of the Universe. They look like some kind of tribal house gods, with a helping of superhero and sci-fi influence.

A collector of Priest’s work, Spartacus McFeely (not his real name), recently visited a wood carver in Kenya named Vincent Sammy and asked him to carve some American pop-culture characters in his traditional style. The results transcend the characters’ origins in cartoons like He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, elevating them as unique works of art that resemble idols in the old sense of the word.

At least visually — it is doubtful that McFeely or anyone else will actually worship them. But perhaps the toy or art collector will feel a sense of reverence toward them as much as can be felt in a modern secular age.

02/29/2024

February 29, 2024
I declare that I will never use art produced by AI. Not on my book covers, not for interior illustrations. I want art created by a human soul, not copied by an algorithm.

Two of my favorite stars
12/05/2023

Two of my favorite stars

12/04/2023

Something I have Learned: On the Enjoyment of Poetry

Read some poems aloud. Not just in your mind’s ear: the music of a poem is not fully heard unless it is *heard*. Your breath, the air in your lungs, the way your lips and teeth and tongue form the sounds: all this becomes part of the poem. Reading a poem silently is like eating a meal with your nose plugged: You are not getting the full experience.

Read widely. Sample different kinds of poems from different eras. Pick up a good poetry anthology—if you are very ambitious pick up something like the Norton Anthology of Poetry. If you are of a methodical bent, read it chronologically cover to cover, seeing how poetry has changed and adapted, grown more sophisticated here, more simple there, tried on different meters and effects in its winding dance through the ages. You will get a little taste of every twist and turn in the evolving realm of verse. Or, if you are more eclectically minded, dip in at random, reading an ancient Greek lay followed by a Beat Poet, a Shakespearean sonnet back-to-back with a ballad by Bob Dylan. We have all this to draw upon, to find inspiration in. As Dylan sang, “She took down a book of poems and handed it to me/ Written by an Italian poet from the thirteenth century/ And every one of those words rang true and glowed like burning coal/ Pouring off of every page like they were written in my soul.” Dip enough into the poets of ages past, and you will likely have a similar experience.

Memorize a poem. You don’t really fully appreciate a poem until you have learned it by heart. Say it throughout the day; it will unlock layer after layer of pleasure and gratification as you internalize it and it becomes a part of you. Memorize another poem once a week or once a month or once a year. At least do it once.

Funny, 45 years later this is still the stuff I wish for. Every. Single. One. would send me over the moon if I found it ...
11/30/2023

Funny, 45 years later this is still the stuff I wish for.

Every. Single. One. would send me over the moon if I found it under the Christmas tree.

11/25/2023

There is a version of the “Golden Rule” in nearly every major belief system, but as far as I can tell all of them are worded as restrictive: “Don’t do to others what you wouldn’t want done to you.”

Dare I say that the greatest leap in human morality from Jesus’s teaching is to make it an active “Do unto others as you would want done to you.” The famous illustration Jesus gave of this in action was the parable of the Good Samaritan.

In older morality, one has fulfilled the rule if you were not one of the bandits who robbed and beat the man and left him for dead. That’s it.

The twisted perversion of some modern evangelicals would be to use the opportunity to go give the man a tract and try to coerce him into praying a sinner’s prayer.

The Good Samaritan is the paragon example of obeying the Christian Golden Rule: He stopped and helped the man. He did what he hoped some other compassionate soul would do for him were he in that crisis.

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