05/26/2026
Alright... I caved...
I caved to the peer pressure and got fidgets. 🫠✨
NEW squishy little "stress relievers" have officially hit the sales floor
🪩TODAY!🪩
🧈 Butter Squishies
🥟 Mystery Dumplings
🪩 Mystery Light-Up Dumplings
🍦 NeeDoh Ice Cream Cones
They’re soft. ☁️
They’re strange. 🔮
They’re suspiciously addictive. 🤔
I touched one “just to see” and got the ick. 🥴
But I'm pretty sure my middle child blacked out for 20 minutes when he got one of those little ice cream cones. 😵💫
Anyway — come get yours QUICK!
because apparently every child within a 50 mile radius can just sense these things in their spirit.👂👀👃
What I'm really saying is:
-Please come get these fidgets so I can stop guarding them from my own children. 🤺