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people think i’m smiling because i’m at the game.wrong.i’m smiling because my mom isn’t here to say “you’re eating that?...
06/23/2026

people think i’m smiling because i’m at the game.
wrong.
i’m smiling because my mom isn’t here to say “you’re eating that?” in front of 40,000 people.
one sentence from her and suddenly the hot dog is a crime scene, my outfit is under review, and my confidence is on life support.
so yeah, i could be worse.
i could start acting like my mom.
and nobody deserves that at a family function.

06/23/2026

like mother like daughter 😂

06/23/2026

Mom should be proud 😂

Don’t do it 😂
06/22/2026

Don’t do it 😂

hot take: doing the bare minimum at a job that pays the bare minimum is not lazy.it’s math.because why am i answering em...
06/22/2026

hot take: doing the bare minimum at a job that pays the bare minimum is not lazy.

it’s math.

because why am i answering emails after hours, skipping lunch, smiling through burnout, and pretending “we’re a family” isn’t corporate gaslighting?

babe, we are not family.

families don’t need 2 weeks notice to care about you.

overworked & underf**ked is not a joke.

it’s the job market with lip gloss on.

moms don’t even have to be present to ruin the vibe.you’ll be outside, looking cute, drinking water, finally feeling nor...
06/22/2026

moms don’t even have to be present to ruin the vibe.

you’ll be outside, looking cute, drinking water, finally feeling normal…

then you remember one “are you sure you’re wearing that?” from 2018 and suddenly your confidence leaves the table.

she calls it honesty.

i call it emotional bluetooth.

if i wanted someone to ruin my vibe,
i’d talk to my mother.

don’t disrespect your family.”babe, my family disrespected me first by giving me genetics, trauma, and a nervous system ...
06/22/2026

don’t disrespect your family.”

babe, my family disrespected me first by giving me genetics, trauma, and a nervous system that thinks a normal conversation is a hostage situation.

i love them.

but let’s not pretend this bloodline was a good investment.

i come from a long line of people who should’ve never reproduced.

and unfortunately, i’m the limited edition mistake.

06/22/2026

Bro gonna love this 😂

06/22/2026

you've been warned

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